sheeeeeit, isooo hawt that thar dawg is drinkin yer chaw spittins.
las time he did that he puked on momma's lazy boy. GEEEEIT DAWG! SHOO!
well he lapped it all up, jes gotta wait a few minutes afore it comes up.
Troo dat.... hoo gots da sawdus' bukket? thro' summa dat sawdus' onna dawg pewk.
Howdy y'all. I juz come up from unner them thar floorboards. Y'alve gut sum mighty bad rats a-livin' down there. Ayup. One plum near bit mah nose offa' mah face.
Well shoot, weez better git some goats er cut da grass er dem skeeters gonna git bigiz dawgs.
Yew sleepin unner da perch wit Coz?
Coz was down unner thar? I musta thought he was wunna them rats!
Nah' Coz stops by na n agin n takes his respite unner der course dat has scairt som a da yungins a bit from time ta time.
hghghghghaaaawwwwwk! Phhtooo!
ayup
Well either way, them's are rats down thar. I wunn'nt be surprised if they started a-eatin' away at chur foundations unner thar. Them rats can be worser 'n termites if'n ya don't keep an eye on 'em.
Well now; weez aught ta trap em; dey may good appetisers on a stick; nuttin like rat on a stick er possum surprize wit da right spiceness.
I gots some traps around heres somewhere....
zounds gut; I'll lift the porch; yall beat n grab k? Try not ta wack ol Coz ifn he is der sleepin, hehe but mistakes happen :)
we bes have a beer first
<snap> drinks refilled.
sheeeeeeeeit! thas a helluva lot eazier then benin over and openin the cooler.
[chugs brew]
them rats is bigazallhell. we bes keep our guns handy.
Jes so's ahm cleer....which'n of dem things is Coz?
I reckon coz ain't movin on account all that drinkin
well, ifn we miss da varmits I gots some band aids; no biggie, drink up; ya get points fer how many ya shoot; ya see more ifn you drink more
<snap> drinks refilled
...
Juzso mhmm
BLAM!
unh... no, warnt coz--thatn.
Someone's been a-messin' with mah dialogue.
I reckon we oughta' git together a lynch mob and figger this all out.
Who's with me?
Da gremlins; dey hide under da porch most times; hideous blue things about three apples high.
I just went an' ate wunna' them apples. Does that make them gremlins shorter now?
......
Everythin' is back to the way it was. I guess the thought of a lynch mob wuz enuff to scare off them word-messer-upper-peoples. Ehrr...
Uh. Yeh. I'll just get back to tryin to git rid of them rats.
Why would them hippies put gerbils undah the floorboards? Wouldn't they reckon that we'd a-do somethin to em? I mean, if I were a hippy, I'd reason that they were better off at the dang pet store. I mean, I dunno about all y'all, but I think if'n they're gerbils, we can make us up some gewd gerbil burgers.
Maybe some pancakes too.
Ah don't even trah to figger out why hippehs do stuff. Ah jest shoot 'em.ROFLMAO.
You. Win. The thread.
The thread? I'm pretty sure gramma don't take kindly to yew always pulling threads outta' her quiltwork. She gonna beat yew with a broom again!
Tis gewd. We should give some to them gerbils and watch em go nuts.