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Hi All
Im am back to RPG after a very very long break and loving it. Now into first campaign Rise of the Runelords.
I am playing a sociopathic, slightly autistic deranged elf herb witch with a bit of multi classing whose becoming a fanatic of Calistria. Can you guess alignment? Low level still.
As a result of these psoitive traits I have had a bit of a run in with the bouncers at the pixie's kitten at L1 and the owner was a bit rude. I am therefore determined to have revenge on them, the owner and for other connected reasons the sheriff.
Longer term I have a nice plan to infect the place with STDs and come to the rescue of staff and customers with my herbwitchy skills and use this as leverage to set up my own brothel which I then donate to the temple of Calistria to further my own ends.
Due to some very selfish goblins hanging around I haven't time to do this yet. Town is getting to know some of my witchy ways like pickling goblins eyes, fermenting their heads into stingchuks and chewing mouse tails etc
Party is currently working as deputies of the sheriff so having to deal with all unusual events.Plague of skunks would come to us.
Interim plan:
Just learned summon minor monsters from a scroll bought in town but no one else knows this.
I am a frequent visitor there and I am going to stress that as a good customer I need absolute discretion.
I already have a pet skunk and I am going to experiment with beast call whistles that would do any of: attract them, really wind them up or get them to run away.
Start wandering round every so often, muttering to myself and randomly stop with my head buried in a book for a minute. Especially at night.
Go to bed early one night
Use dreamstar to get spells after 6 hours
Go for a midnight constitutional stroll
Dip into a side alley (good stealth skills)
Cast illusion of calm and blend
Stop, hopefully unseen, near the PK, maybe a roof top, and cast summon tiny creature through the window (GM has given this the OK); namely 1d3 fiendish(?) skunks (similar to a weasel???) appearing in the curtains.
Skunks, being summoned & fiendish, should start spraying with abandon???
On final round of summoning use Whistle or mage hand a beast lure to the front door or down chimney etc or open/close or unseen servant to open the window (if not already) or poltergeist an ashtray through it as an escape route to get them to use their move action to get out of sight before they wink out of existence.
Back up plan is then to cast silent image of them running under the couch or out of the door to convince folk they are just normal skunks.
Ghost sound of faint screams all the way through.
Repeat process on sheriff's dwelling and anyone else whose upset me by that stage.
Im not attacking anything so the illusion of calm should hold(?)
Stealth skills or vanish potions should render this moot anyway.
Due to my skills Id be the lead into any investigation into a plague of skunks or even some rogue spellcaster with a summon monster spell.
I could also make sure I do any investigating at the feathered serpent where I bought the spell and use a further bit of diplomacy or intimidation there if needed.
My report would conclude either its something to do with what we found in the tunnels below or them being attracted by all the rubbish at Junkers Edge. I research from my library and extensive knowledge, set skunk traps and produce a dead skunk. Case closed.
Unless I screw it up there is no direct evidence linking me with any skunk outbreak and its unlikely Id be observed on a regular basis.
Back to bed for more dreamstar and a lie in.
What could go wrong?