Horror Adventures, [Evil] Spells, and Alignment Infractions

[Wei Ji the Learner]

pH unbalanced wrote:

There's nothing particularly better about being in Golarion Heaven vs Golarion Hell, other than your neighbors will probably be nicer to you.

To add a further take on this, what if in the truly horrendous places getting treated 'badly' was 'good' and being treated 'well' was 'bad'?

"My supervisor GAVE ME A PROMOTION! WITH PAY! ARRRRGGHHHHHHH"

[Kitty Catoblepas]

BigNorseWolf wrote:

"Shouldn't you be donating that gold to the orphanage?

"nope. the protection from evil potion chugging contest is the fastest way to heaven!

"praise iomedae!

"You have been found guilty of murder. Your sentence is to drink 5 Protection from Evil potions and 5 Protection from Chaos potions."

[Namaeva]

Paladin: "For the most heinous crime of raising skeletal bugbears to help in fighting the fire that would have surely consumed the Pathfinder Orphanage for GM Babies, Namaeva Caxaran is sentenced to cast Protection from Evil on the wisdom-dumped barbarian for the next ten sessions."

[Joe the Devout]

Namaeva wrote:

...cast Protection from Evil on the wisdom-dumped barbarian for the next ten sessions."

For a drink I'll tell you about the time I went to a high class theater in Ustalav.

6–23: The Darkest Abduction:

We were investigating a missing person, and quite unwittingly walked into the domain of a vengeful ghost. Now my sphincter tightened right up and the hairs on my back went cold as I heard the sound of snipping scissors. I've never focused much on the academic side of cleric'ing, Desna favors those who step outside and see the world, so I had no idea what we walked into to but I knew it was bad, and the bad that the hulking nagaji bloodrager fondling his earthbreaker besided me was ill suited to handle.

I trusted my gut and did what came naturally, I protected my companions. No one else heard the scissors, so they gave me a look of confusion when I turned and cast a protection spell on that nagaji out of the blue, but Desna smiled when we saw a ghostly view of a long gone murder scene. The very sight was enough to drive the weak willed into a murderous frenzy. That nagaji would have made meat pie out of me if it was not for Desna's protection over his mind.

The vain like to flaunt their powerful magic, but it is the simple prayers that will save you.

[Paradozen]

I now want to see a group of Bellflower Tillers who break into the homes of chelish slavers, force-feed them potions of protection from evil and law (10 potions in all), and then recruit them to help free slaves.

[BigNorseWolf]

Paradozen wrote:

I now want to see a group of Bellflower Tillers who break into the homes of chelish slavers, force-feed them potions of protection from evil and law (10 potions in all), and then recruit them to help free slaves.

Beer helm of opposite alignment?

[TwilightKnight]

This is what happens when we create campaign specific rules that are contrary to the original game design

[BigNorseWolf]

Bob Jonquet wrote:

This is what happens when we create campaign specific rules that are contrary to the original game design

Not that there isn't insanity in a Lawful good serial necromancer, but I'm seeing more insanity from the original game design to be honest...

[Groetus - The Living End]

I am fine with this rule. Deny your gods and cast your oppositely aligned spells. I hunger.

[UndeadMitch]

*Keeps drinking...*

[Jayson MF Kip]

Alternatively, if I cast enough fireballs can I turn into an ifrit?

[Hmm]

Yes, but you lose your bonus feat and one skill point per level.

Hmm

[Sin of Asmodeus]

If this somehow kicks off. I'll get back to burning down orphanages to get my character back to chaotic neutral at the end of every scenario.
Woosh.

[BigNorseWolf]

orphanopyromancy. That'll be 2 protections from chaos and 3 protecions from evil on the rocks- AKA the pathfinder special.