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Please help me expand my list of quotes to use in games. I have gathered a few thus far that I keep on hand while I GM and play to add more depth to NPC/PC conversations.
"Insulting"
You are either an imbecile, or a genius at impersonating an imbecile.
Ignorance is a long way from stupid, but left unchecked, can get there real fast.
My common sense is tingling! (Spider sense)
Some babies were dropped on there heads, you were clearly thrown at a wall.
If you were any more inbred you would be a sandwich
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap a better argument than that.
Shhh, dont ruin this with words..... Those sound like words.
I spent the last few years on facebook building up an immunity to stupidity.
I am so happy for you, sorry, not for you, I am so happy I am not you.
I am so smart, I make smart people feel like they are retarded.
If you want to get peoples attention you need to get more aggressive or more attractive. Pick one.
I dont dislike you, I nothing you.
your answer was so wrong it almost became right again.
"Threatening"
If violence is not solving all of your problems, you simply are not using enough of it.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies 6 feet under.
If you sass me one more time, Im going to hafta go Super Slap-a-Fool on your ass.
Sit your 5 dollar ass down before I make change.
I see "about to be dead" people...
Russel... Likes to hurt people...For Peace.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but hollow points expand on impact.
In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you
I dont trust anybody I am not close enough to kill
I think its time we settled our differences... Violently.
If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared.
--Niccolo Machiavelli
Finish the sentence in the next 2 seconds or start running.
Let me show you what I learned last week in my crotch punching class.
Hows the weather? Sunny with a chance of ass kicking.
I like my people like how I like my coffee... I dont like coffee.
You wanna move or ya wanna find out what fine Italian footwear taste like?
"Diplomatic"
The only honest people in the world are children and drunk people.
Bravery is by far the kindest word for stupidity.
I dont forgive. I understand and move on.
I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request.
it is better to be judged by 12, then to be carried by six
Fire, Water, and government, know nothing of mercy. -Albanian proverb
Religious people are looking for reward, spiritual people are looking for understanding.
For those who believe, no proof is necessary, for those who dont believe, no proof is possible.
What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal.
--Albert Pine
"Flirty"
*present a lady a rose, then say "You see?, Oh, I just wanted to show this rose what real beauty
looks like."
I visited the Virgin Islands once, now they’re just "The Islands"
1+1=1, they have a word for that.--Path to Zen
"Awkward"
My super power is turning alcohol into regret.
I cant help it, I am even a bad influence on myself.
Jack dont fashion good. Jack dont fashion good at all.
Anything they can break, I can break broker.
Insults:
I've seen Calistrian prostitutes more chaste than you.
Rovagug would spit you out, you are that worthless.
Threat:
The only person that's ever beaten me is behind me. You are in front of me. Leave.
Your fingers look deft and agile, untouched by a life of pain. Do we need to correct that?
My skald character in Nortthlands has a few quips ready my favourites are...
"Don't run, you'll only die tired"
"Your words are as weak and feeble as an old woman's"
"I came into this world screaming covered in someone else's blood, I'm happy to go out the same way"
Thug speaks to shield maiden...
Thug: Do you often get mistaken for a man?
Shield Maiden: No, do you?
Thug: why do you hate men men so much Sigvi?
Shield Maiden: I don't hate men, I just haven't met a real one yet?
Insults:
"The mouth moves, the voice speaks, but the mind is sadly absent."
"I've seen better heads on a mug of beer."
"What a charming <insert garment/weapon/object d'art here>. I believe my grandfather had one just like it..."
"Life is tough, and it's even tougher if you're stupid."
(Best said to someone other than the object of the insult but affiliated with them) "Who is this and why are they speaking to me?"
"If you hit/strike/shoot me and I ever find out about it, I'm going to be very upset."
"If that's what passes for skill/beauty/class/cooking where you come from, it's no wonder you left."
"Oh, are you still here? I suppose the smell should have clued me in."
Threats:
"I am not someone whose undivided attention you should seek."
"Anything happens to _______, you're going to wake up with a crowd around you."
"They say that insults hurt more than physical pain. They are wrong, as you are about to discover."
"Keep talking like that and I'll leave just enough teeth in your head to warn the next dumb <expletive deleted>."
"I am not impressed by your pretty words or by the failures you call warriors at your side. I will not relent until you are broken at my feet."
"You'd best hope that <weapon>'s made of candy, 'cause I'm about to take it away and feed it to you."
"This? This is a branding iron. And you're gonna remember this next bit until the day you die."
Insults:
"I never should have paid your mother that copper for a night in bed."
"They say stupid is as stupid does. You are the living proof of that."
"Will you please shut up? If I wanted to hear the jabbering of an alcoholic parrot, I would buy one and train it myself."
An interesting place to find quotes
for example:
"Why won't anyone trust me when I lie to them?"
(rogue after failing another bluff roll but could be bard with diplomacy)