... you know, the dogs of a Vampire are probably rarely hungry.
When talking smack,"Between my taking the blood and his wolf, nothing will be wasted."
"You are dead!"
"Hi there Captain Obvious!"
I apologize for my lack of empathy, I am quite cold and dead inside.
If you deal with someone humourless, "don't be such a stiff"
For self-depricating humour "smells like something's dead in here"
For a play on a familiar phrase "beat again my still heart!"
"You suck, and I should know!"
"Hey, mind if we stop for a bit, I need to dig up some old friends."
"It's so cute when dinner calls your sir, it almost makes me want to spare her, almost.
Bled so good.
Baby, baby you bled so good.
Then you became as stiff as wood,
after you bled so good.
This was inspired by the stupid song "Hurts so good"
This is why people playing bards are not required to actually sing.