
Kobold Catgirl |
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So, something recently occurred to me, and I've been mulling it over for a while. I'm a bit tired of paladin threads, to be frank. That I have to make a new one now? It kinda burns.
But seriously. I feel I can actually use this thread to resolve this issue (no, really). I think I finally get what paladins are all about. Using some well-known examples to drive my point home, I intend to expound on this understanding in full.
My argument is below. You may want to get a cup of coffee before reading, because...it's gonna get a bit long. Also, warning—some examples cited are from a popular movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, and will contain spoilers for that movie.
You have been warned. And so, with no further ado...
Bolblyo byo bolyo blolyo.
Bobblyo oblyo loblo bloy.

Kobold Catgirl |
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Sadly, there are no good clips of this.
But in the immortal words of Dave Strider: this is what the reference.

Ceaser Slaad |

I'm glad that nobody is disputing this. I will take that to indicate everyone agrees and we are done with paladin threads forever. I'm sure this time it'll stick.
That would imply that there was something there to dispute. Which would in turn imply that the post had been made by a sentient entity. Spectacular epic fail on both counts.