Golgothan HR intake process

[Gol Guurzak]

Just sign the contract, cut your palm, and then put your hand on the crystal.

Thanks, that's all we need for now.

[Kyutaru]

Barbaric.

We at least give customers a free toaster too.

[TEO Alexander Damocles]

Ok, I have *got* to get me one of those.

Now, who to send the bribery cookies/wine/coupons to...