What kind of stuff have you done to NPCs?

[Chyrone]

As per named.

It could be PFS, homebrew, modules.
We've just finished PFS part 1, Bloodcove. Those who've played it remember the summoner innkeeper. My monk proposed to stuff her in a barrel and be shipped away, to much approval of the barkeep. Currently she'll be shipped off to Ilrissen.

So what have you done to named NPC that's totally unexpected?

[Tacticslion]

Terrible, terrible things.

Oh! Oh. Ooooooooooh. You mean... oh.

NEVERMIND. CARRY ON.

[Zaboom!]

We were playing Carrion Hill last night, actually. We're not playing PFS so the GM was allowing up to CR 1 monster races; I was playing a Formian Worker. A fighter, with an 11 charisma, and no ranks in bluff. And...

Spoiler:

We tracked down the Middenstone wizard/cultist guy, and by this point we already knew the roaches were used to make it. My character saw him first, and I blurted out "I'm the mighty cockroack god, come to kill you for your misdeeds!" and rolled a 19 to bluff. The guy believed it, freaked out and ran, then fell off a balcony.

Karma bit me, tho. I jumped after him, he made his acrobatics check to avoid damage (it was a 10ft drop), and I failed mine. :P

Fun.

[Chyrone]

Erm......that would be fun to see, but why go after a guy who's dropped off the balcony? Safety 1st right?