Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the

[Kobold Catgirl]

Is that quote true if I set fire to the book for warmth because the River Kingdoms are cold?

[Nihimon]

Show off.

[Jakaal]

I like lighting things on fire.

...I also like boobies.

[DeciusBrutus]

Hi, Ishmael.

[Kobold Catgirl]

hi.

[Wurner]

I bet Ishmael got stranded when all the rivers dried up.

[Caldeathe Baequiannia]

The whole premise is problematic. We've never seen the story of Ishmael's DT, so lack all context for rendering a judgement.