| Thomas Long 175 |
So this is for everyone who feels I've insulted them.
No. Just no. I don't do subtle. I may tell you your ideas are bad. Perhaps even blatantly so. But that isn't telling you that you're bad. Not all our ideas are gems, and I just gotta convey that no this is a terrible idea.
So for future reference to avoid people feeling like I'm insulting them when it is in no way intended. Here is a step by step process to tell if I'm insulting you.
1) I saunter over (yes I did say saunter, that's important), big smile, real slow like.
2) I lean over, torso at 30 degrees from the horizontal, still smiling.
3) I look you in the eye and I say, "That idea was bad and you should feel bad."
Without the feel bad part it is not an insult, its just telling you your idea is bad. Other things that may be, but are not necessarily required for this process include archons crying at said person's logic.
Further references to me insulting people without said pattern listed above will result in ranged touch attacks including but not limited to: puddings, jams, water balloons filled with maple syrup, etc...
It will be messy. It will get in your hair. It will take forever to get out. It will be thoroughly unpleasant.
I apologize to all who feel I've insulted them in the past due to the lack of said system. Hopefully this clears up future confusion.
I will be here all week. Hopefully, next week as well, Lambertz allowing. Love ya Chris!
Have a wonderful evening all.