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I sent out an e-mail this morning asking my players to answer a poll - what NPC was their character spending the most time with? Here was the hilarity that ensued via group e-mail:
Abigail: Hmm, there is no entry for "The Bartender"!
Me: There is no bartender, because there is no bar... yet. You need to reclaim the citadel before you and Lance can set up your tavern in honor of the god of beer.
Abigail: I am envisioning a covered wagon with a fold-down side (like a taco truck) that we can drive around.
Lance: Sounds great! And we can have Taco Tuesday! Free taco with every beer purchase.
Me: Abigail's Taqueria Demonio? Specializing in Babau Burritos, Tiefling Beef Tacos and Marileth Blooded Margaritas?
Lance: Never mind, I think I just lost my appetite.