Calling All Dwarven Berserkers!


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Dwarves. A race with a penchant for mining, singing and kidnapping young human girls. They live in great stone caves built to overcompensate for their squat stature and fill it with gold that they never use.

It's not easy living that lifestyle and sometimes a dwarf just snaps. They start drinking, cursing and getting into fights with their mother-in-law. It isn't long before these outcasts wake up from an all-night rager and discover they've accidentally killed everyone around them.

No longer allowed to live in their cave, these outcasts are thrown out into the world with no guidance and no family.

We at the Stone Bear Clan understand the suffering, the rage and the hangovers. This is a call out to all of you Dwarven Berserkers who can't return home. We will be your family and help you become the destructive force of nature your soul has always craved.

Seek out the Stone Bear Clan and Be Legendary!

Goblin Squad Member

*Cough* "GOTREK I'M LOOKING AT YOU"

Goblin Squad Member

Don't be a coward, don't be shy,
Join us now and you might not die.

Goblin Squad Member

Your time has come.

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(in-character) I assure you us dwarves don' live in caves, nor do we kidnap yer human girls. Ye do us a disservice with yer slander, and to what aim? To get us to fight fer ye? Heh, good luck.

Goblin Squad Member

Ha! I've heard the stories! I know the truth!

Goblin Squad Member

When you've finished raging tonight and your family has disowned you, we'll take you in. As you are. As you were. As I want you to be. As a friend.

Grand Lodge Goblin Squad Member

Alk Caskenflagon wrote:
(in-character) I assure you us dwarves don' live in caves, nor do we kidnap yer human girls.

No kidnapping, how is a nerd to make a connection?

Goblin Squad Member

the classics never go out of style

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Sisters and brothers, hear me.

I always was the bad seed of the family. I was mediocre at crafting, rebellious towards the elders, and had problems following orders.

But never i did harm to a fellow dwarf.

It was in the middle of the night when the men of High Councilor Nils Igmargun dragged me out of my fathers house. They shaved my beard and tattooed the marks of the outcast on my skin, then i was told what crimes i was accused of: murder.

They brought me into the wilds of Janderhoff, beat me up, and left me to die. Thanks to some shoanti i befriended shortly before, i survived that night.

I wandered far and wide until i came to Freevale. These people took me in and gave me shelter. They don't question me for my past. They don't look reproachfully at my marks. All that matters is who i am now.

Come to Freevale. Be free!

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