Explosive runes comedy

[Tiny Coffee Golem]

What do you say when you hand someone an explosive rune or what does the paper say?

1) Said: "Sir, I have a warrant for your arrest."
2) Written: I prepared explosive runes today. (a classic)
3) Said: Please sign for this package.
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What else?

[Bill Lumberg]

4) Said: "How are you at proof-reading?"

[Crimson Jester]

Spoiler:

Smurf

[Drejk]

Pssst, ya wanna buy treasure map?

[stormraven]

I think this might be written in Ignan but I'm not sure... what do you think? :hands note:

[Charlie Bell]

"You know, I'm just going to line out your name in this will and write in mine."

[BabbageUK]

Written: "This page intentionally left blank."

[♣♠Magic♦♥]

After characters have access to extra/non dimensional storage, keep all belongings in said object, keep notes in pockets.
Pickpocket takes note.
"Got'cha."

[Ross Byers]

You know how many street foods (especially fried ones) are traditionally served on yesterday's newspaper?

[SnowJade]

"Hello and goodbye".

[Bill Lumberg]

"Give the gift of literacy."

"Explosive best seller"

[Celestial Healer]

Roses are red, violets are blue. Poems are sweet, and so are... EXPLOSIVE RUNES!