Chupacabra is tree-climbing wallaby


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definatly tree climbing wallaby

Expert declares it a dog. Lol.


It's probably a hairless raccoon.

I don't know why he thought it was a dog, when it was eating with its hands.

Raccoons are a bit more prevalent than wallabys here in Texas.

Shadow Lodge

We have plenty of racoons in Wi where I grew up, they usually act as speed bumps unfortunately. We even tried to raise some babies after their mother was hit.

However, that is no raccoon/ Even without hair the face is too long and the tails don't curl around like that.

And, yeah, that is also not a dog. Though... if there were some kind of way to cross a raccoon with a dog then give it mange that lovely thing may come close.


Okay.

It picks shit up with its hands. It climbs in trees.

Not a raccoon though.

Hmmmmm........maybe it is a chupacabra.


I'll put my money on raccoon. The face looks long because there's not that big fluffy mask of fur, and the curl tails more for the same reason.


It's eating cat food and corn. Aren't chupacabras supposed to drink blood?


I'll put my money on a coatimundi.

Look at the photos, imagine the hair gone, then look at the video again.


my money is on coati with mange


bald raccoon

bald coatimundi

I bet there's more coatimundis in Texas than jaguars, but there's damn sure a lot more raccoons.

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Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

bald raccoon

bald coatimundi

I bet there's more coatimundis in Texas than jaguars, but there's damn sure a lot more raccoons.

Damn Spanky, good research!

I stand corrected, it's a raccoon with mange. Poor guy :-(


muzzle is too short for a coati. I'd go with raccoon with bad mange.

EDIT: there you go. the pics tell the tale. the hairless pathetic tail...


I reckon that good old boy knows it's a raccoon too; he's just pulling one over on the city slickers.

Drop Bears is real though....

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Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

I reckon that good old boy knows it's a raccoon too; he's just pulling one over on the city slickers.

Drop Bears is real though....

Wanna go snipe hunting sometime? ;-)


They used to put the noobz up at the front of the Navy ship with a big pole with a hook on it to pick up the mail buoy.


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Damn, the Guardians of the Galaxy movie isn't even out yet and we already find Rocket completely delapidated and crashed in some texan woman's backyard?

Some just can't handle the fame.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
They used to put the noobz up at the front of the Navy ship with a big pole with a hook on it to pick up the mail buoy.

Was that before or after they were sent to stores to ask for a 12 inch populating tool?


The 8th Dwarf wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
They used to put the noobz up at the front of the Navy ship with a big pole with a hook on it to pick up the mail buoy.
Was that before or after they were sent to stores to ask for a 12 inch populating tool?

Sorry, four hours in california and none of the stores had one that small.

Shadow Lodge

So, let's see a show of hands for everyone who keeps their blinker fluid topped off.


That's no wallaby, Merv!

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