I have two particular skills: Craft Taxidermy and Profession "Alternative Medicine".
My day job per say, is to see how many people I can convince to participate in medical research studies involving the usage of both in tandem. I suppose one could say my job title is "Medical Malpractitioner".
Heh, I'm picturing a "death insurance" racket where fly-by-night Razmir priests promise to resurrect you if you die, even going so far as show their safe full of cubic zirconiae on hand as proof of readiness.