
Matt Thomason |

Just received an email. I will not mention the company as it'll give them free advertising.
"Monster Offer - 25% Off!"
Excitedly, I clicked and investigated their website. Alas, not only were there no monsters available at 25% off, there were none at full price either :(
Should be laws against this kind of false advertising...
Still, at least it means I'll be sticking with Paizo as my source of monsters for the foreseeable future.

Oceanshieldwolf |
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Just received an email. I will not mention the company as it'll give them free advertising.
"Monster Offer - 25% Off!"
Excitedly, I clicked and investigated their website. Alas, not only were there no monsters available at 25% off, there were none at full price either :(
Should be laws against this kind of false advertising...
Still, at least it means I'll be sticking with Paizo as my source of monsters for the foreseeable future.
I know, right?!?! Just like the time I saw a "Mammoth Sale!" but all they had was furniture, and only human-sized. WTF!
At least I was happy back in the day when I saw someone had put up a poster saying "Free Nelson Mandela" and someone had hastily scribbled underneath it "Desmond Tutu - 50% off". Ah, the Eighties!!!! So innocent and fresh.

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Screw that. They offer monsters, they better have monsters to sell. Hey, you have any suggestions for where I can get an otyugh? I have a bunch of troubles with my drains.
We have a saying in our group...don't put the Otyugh before the wagon.
We have always wanted to tame one and use it to haul our wagon of goods but nobody ever did a good build that could do that....