Random Sentences

[ShadowcatX]

Ever have those times where you'll say something and think "wow, if you take that out of context, it is amusing." Post all those sentences here.

My sentence for the day:

I wonder how many times I have died of dysentery.

[BluePigeon]

Need a job, job, job, job. Bleh, bleh, bleh

[Orthos]

"Or she could actually use him as an actual bomb. 'I'm going to blow you up now.'"

[lucky7]

Okay, class, the word for today is... BOOGER! Booger booger booger booger!

"Can I do Rick Astley?"

[Kirth Gersen]

Mrs Gersen: "I hate when you get that platic taste that you get when you drink from a plastic bottle."

[SnowJade]

"No, I think it disappeared into an alternate dimension. Can I borrow the TARDIS?"

[BigNorseWolf]

"I got the raccoon a sandwich"

[lucky7]

"My backpack just has a glandular problem!"

[Gabrielle]

"This is called 'research.' Papers that are research are not for you to eat!"

[Ambrosia Slaad]

"T. Eliot, top bard, notes putrid tang emanating, is sad; I'd assign it a name: gnat dirt upset on drab pot toilet."

[Orthos]

"And you die, and you die, and you die. Everybody dies. Except you, you get to live."

[Orthos]

"So these are the Vulcan abstract art angels."

[Ambrosia Slaad]

If the bitey cat becomes a flesh-eating zombie, would we notice the difference?

[Orthos]

"You need to get out of my brain, you're ruining how I think."