Time for the Tomb of Borrors!

[The Mighty Chocobo]

Ok

For JRR. Tolkien's eyes only:

Think Axe beak for Chocobo

[The Nasty Orc]

Follows his leader Alissa as she says "Let's get out of here."

Thought he does scoop up some glass and eats it as they move out.

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

"It's as painful going in as it is coming out."

Left handle on the exit.

[The Nasty Orc]

He gives him a weird look.

"What you mean about that? No pain ... a little blood but that is normal for glass nice snack fills the belly. "

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

"You are the weirdest individual I have met on this godawful quest, Nasty."

[The Nasty Orc]

He smiles. "Thank you."

[JRR Tolkien]

All: Ok so you exit at the north end of this circular glassy hellhole just in the nick of the time as the 6 flying glass skeletons emerge from the shards of glass covering the floor.....psssshew that was close.

Through the north door a hallway heads east/right for 20' and then turns north.

This same hallway heads west/left for 90' and then turns north, on the northern wall 20' west is a hallway heading north, on the northern wall 50' west is a hallway heading north.

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

"Great. Now how do we get back?"

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

"The paths are connected, you know?"

[AM SORCERER TOO]

Pulls a pouch out from his robes and rummages through it.

Trail mix gets me through the difficult choices.

[The Nasty Orc]

"Trail Mix? I love trail mix. May I have some?"

[JRR Tolkien]

Nesod: Well you could go back through the glass room if you would like.

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

"Har de har har."

[Artegallio "The Gardener"]

Sometimes the way forward is the way back. There that's your lot, please leave a donation in the little box.

[AM SORCERER TOO]

Throws the hungry orc a pouch of trail mix

[AM SORCERER TOO]

I wonder if we missed a secret or concealed door along the way..?

[JRR Tolkien]

AMS:cough cough No cough cough

[The Nasty Orc]

He gobbles up the packet of trail mix pouch and all.

Smiles at ASII. "Thank you."

Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13 He looks around the hallway for anything out of the ordinary.

[JRR Tolkien]

Nasty: The hallway looks to be empty and quiet.

[AM HEALER]

How empty and quiet are we talking about?

Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (3) + 9 = 12

[Ranger Alissa]

Search for Traps: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (12) + 9 = 21

[JRR Tolkien]

AMH: As empty and quiet as my office on a friday before a long holiday weekend

Alissa: Which direction are you heading east or west? either way you will find no traps

[Ranger Alissa]

Nasty, pick a direction.

[AM SORCERER TOO]

You sure you want to do that?

[Ranger Alissa]

He is going to be in front, so why not?

[The Nasty Orc]

"East, I think I smell something to eat that way."

he heads off east down the hallway looking for something to eat.

[JRR Tolkien]

Nasty: You and the party head east for 20', the hallway turns north for 80'and ends at an orange door. 70' up the hallway and on the right/east is a passageway.

Also about the midway point of the hallway heading north(40-45') the hallway seems distorted

[AM SORCERER TOO]

Whoa! Hold it. Magical distortion ahead!

[JRR Tolkien]

AMS: I did not mention the word magical.

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

Detect magic.

[AM SORCERER TOO]

Sorry JRR, it was only my assumption.

[AM HEALER]

My whole belief system is distorted.

[Ranger Alissa]

What is belief?

[JRR Tolkien]

AMS: No worries

Jenny: You do not detect any magic.

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

"Distortion without magic, people."

[Ranger Alissa]

*Fires an arrow at it to see what happens.*

*Drops to the floor, just in case.*

[JRR Tolkien]

Alissa: As your arrow hits the edge of the distortion it comes to a halt and falls straight down as if it had hit a solid surface.

[Ranger Alissa]

What the?

*Walks over and picks up the arrow. Starts poking the distortion with the arrow.*

[JRR Tolkien]

Alissa: As you get closer, you realize that the distortion is a pane of glass that closes off the hallway.

[Ranger Alissa]

*Peer thru the glass.*

What do I see?

[JRR Tolkien]

Alissa: The glass is clear and feels quite thick, as opposed to the greenish gray glass that are everywhere else in this section this glass is clear.(Thus the distortion).

The hallway continues for another 40' north to an orange door. Also 30' north and on the east/right wall is a passageway.

[AM SORCERER TOO]

I can shout it apart, but why would someone put a plane of glass in a hallway?

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

"Because they think it's pretty?"

[AM SORCERER TOO]

Funny.

[The Mighty Chocobo]

*debating smashing it* Nasty? come here a second and bring a hammer/club

[The Nasty Orc]

He looks to the team leader.

"Alissa Boss? Want me to smash with Dad's club?"

[AM HEALER]

Maybe we can all smash it at once.

[The Nasty Orc]

"A Smashing Party?"

[The Mighty Chocobo]

That sounds fun

[JRR Tolkien]

[epic voiceover]And so it was decreed that a smashing party would ensue...But who would be the first to get smashy[/epic voiceover]