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Liberty's Edge

...no...

Detect Magic

Anything useful about them or the violins.

Spellcraft on anything magic.


I pull my bow and shoot Nesod in the back.

I use the Sure Shot Ability.
I use the True Strike Ability.
I use the Precise Shot Ability.
I am within 30 feet of my target.
Nesod is flat footed.

Heh Heh: 1d8 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 2 + 1 = 11


Ummmm... That's not nice.

"BUUUURBLE!!!"


Nasty is standing at the door as requested eyeing it hungrily.

"Can I eat the door? Alissa?"

Sovereign Court

Nesod: The violins, chandeliers and the the 2 golden doors radiate magic
You need to roll spellcraft(Rd 1)

Alissa: I think you forgot sneak attack 8>)

DM Notes:
Nesod in 8


Not a Rogue yet, so no sneak attack.

Yes Nasty, you may eat the door. Don't forget to the ketchup.


Nasty attempts to eat the door with relish and perhaps some mustard.

Swallow whole: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (19) + 16 = 351d12 + 11 ⇒ (8) + 11 = 19

Sovereign Court

Nasty: No need to roll,The door tastes like lead with a hint of glass.

The creatures eyeball you in surprise as I do not believe they expected anything like that

*They resume plucking their violins*


Pull out a vial of Alchemist's Frost and throw it at the gelatinus cube.

Use True Strike
Instant Freeze: 3d6 + 3 ⇒ (2, 2, 6) + 3 = 13

Sovereign Court

Alissa: Now you know better than instigate a PvP situation, How about we say it hits cricket and freezes him solid. mmmmmm. frozen cricket


*Pulls out knife and sticks it in AM H's neck.*

Using True Strike
squich: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3


"Hey why are you attacking team? Boss?" As pieces of door come out of his mouth.

He walks towards Alissa with a concerned look on his face. His prehensile tongue now flicking back and forth anxiously.


WHAT THE... I HOPE YOU KNOW I HAVE SLAY LIVING PREPARED.


*Pulls out vorpal sword and cuts Nasty's tongue off.*

True Strike
Fresh Meat: 1d12 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14

AM H: You can not talk. Your vocal chords have been severed.


Energy crackles from the dragon sorcerer's hand. A bolt of blue energy strikes the ranger unerringly.

Save vs. Will vs DC 21 or be stunned for 1d4 rounds.


He gives her a quizzical look and then roars as she cuts his tongue off. As it grows back he tackles her.

Tackle grapple: 1d20 + 28 ⇒ (20) + 28 = 48


will save: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (19) + 22 = 41

True Strike
Within 30 feet
Sure Shot
Precise Shot
Shot in the head: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

Sovereign Court

It's an April Fools slashapolooza


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For Jenny.

"Jenny! Subdue her!"

Erects Arcane Shield between himself and Alissa.

Dark Archive

summons 100,000,000 Balors
kill them all
teleports

Liberty's Edge

It does not bypass my DR. Sucka!

Spellcraft: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (12) + 8 = 20

Sovereign Court

Nesod: Well lets see the 2 golden doors have evocation magic on the right handles, The violins and chandeliers also have evocation magic on them


*transforms back into human*

"Ow, Alissa, that really hurt. That you would try to harm me, that is."

*makes a triple salto into the air above Alissa*

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (10) + 10 = 20

*resumes cube form, smashing down on Alissa with all her tons of cubeness and paralyzing goo. With a 10' x 10' hit area, missing is not going to be a problem*

Liberty's Edge

"I can't identify anything guys. Want me to get closer?"


Yea!

Liberty's Edge

"Is that homicidal intentions or honest concern?"


*Turns into a female half-orc and teleports out with the cricket.*

So long suckers.

Liberty's Edge

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Was Alissa really a half-Orc or is this more of April Fool's Foolery?


Nesod the Monkchinegun wrote:
"Is that homicidal intentions or honest concern?"

Both. And I'm not going to miss that bear.

Sovereign Court

AM SORCERER TOO wrote:
Was Alissa really a half-Orc or is this more of April Fool's Foolery?

I'll never tell.


Is the bear around?


*As the illusion fades around her, a visibly stunned Alissa looks around to make sure her companions are okay.*

What the...?


Calls upon the enhanced sense of his dragon ancestors to divine magic and illusion.

Looks over everyone in the party amd the undead in the room.

Okay JR, what do I see.


Laying on the floor he shakes his head .... his tongue seems to have never been cut off.

"What happened?"

Sovereign Court

AM SORCERER TOO wrote:

Calls upon the enhanced sense of his dragon ancestors to divine magic and illusion.

Looks over everyone in the party amd the undead in the room.

Okay JR, what do I see.

Apparently in an attempt to sow dissent among the great heroes, someone or something has tried to take over your leader. However due to a wellspring of inner willpower that she has never tapped before, she overcomes the possession and seemily is herself again.

Except of course she has a new red hat and green skin.

Sovereign Court

Jenny the Jellymancer wrote:
Is the bear around?

I believe Alissa keeps it tucked away until needed


*Looks at the ghosts.*

All right spooks. What the @$$% is going on here?

Sovereign Court

Alissa: Are you entering the room? Otherwise they will ask you to come closer

Dark Archive

Ok where the F*** am I


I had the same question in mind. Alissa, why are you a half-orc and why is this gnome still here

Dark Archive

I can't see!!1

Dark Archive

I can't see!!

Sovereign Court

Cr500cricket wrote:

I can't see!!

That's because you don't exist, once you realize this it gets easier


I was in the room. Standing behind and to the side of Nesod.

What do you mean I am a half-orc.

*Looks down at herself.*

Holy S#!*. What the h%!! did you do to me, spooks?

Liberty's Edge

"It's not all bad. Look at me."*takes off mask, revealing horrifying visage* "And unlike most jerks, I know it's what's inside that counts. Especially when performing autopsies on undead for magical reagents."

Sovereign Court

Alissa:
Strange memories flood your mind, You dimly remember the party being attacked and then to your horror you realized that it was you attacking the party. The bloodlust singing in your veins as you looked down upon yourself covered in blood, jelly and orc tongue.

You distinctly remember a female voice in your head telling you to protect yourself against these interlopers....and then there was a terrible pain as if your soul was in a tug of war match.

Next thing you remember you are standing in front of your compatriots, but they are eyeing you warily.

DM:
Nesod and Alissa in 8

During this entire bizzare scene, the "spooks" seem content to pluck their violins

Liberty's Edge

"Look. I underwent my undeadification process, and I'm still the selfish, self-loathing, greedy, reckless jerk that I was before!"


He shrugs his shoulders.

"You look better now boss. So I eat the door no way it can close now. " He walks into the room to be closer to her and make sure she is okay.

Sovereign Court

Nasty: You ate the door earlier, Remember it tasted like lead with a hint of glass.

DM:
Alissa, Nasty, Nesod in 8

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