"Who needs to make sense when I have all the charisma at my disposal?"
"Gnomes taste pretty good." he smiles and looks at Alissa.
"May I boss?"
Stumbles out of the latrine picking off a left over leech as he slurps it up.
If this party gets any bigger I'm going to need more wands.
I am currently a gelatinous cube. Paralyzing and flesh-digesting, the works. Who thinks humans are very tasty. Only problem is communication. The rest of the time I am a generally sympathetic green-skinned human wizard with a severe interest in slimes and oozes. The cube looks vaguely hungrily in cricket's direction.
*Collects several leeches and places the specimen's in the shatter-proof jar and puts away leather gloves and iron tongs*
"That's a big one. You'll never know when these come in handy..."
I am Alissa, a ranger. I have been unofficially named party leader.
Was that you playing that out of tune violin?
No, Nasty. You may not eat him yet.
Word of advice Cricket, stay on the orc's good side.
Cubes don't have eyes, they have blindsight. So, they can't really look. That said, they do have attention they can focus on someone. Because, say, they look tasty, as cricket does...
I can solve that problem... again... if need be.
Kinda insane that I'm working with two players who are eating constantly. Well, being half-dragon I shouldn't throw stones in glass houses as I can have an enormous appitite too.
Flip the gnome, if he lands on his feet he stays, if he lands on his head and falls unconscious, he becomes dinner, lunch or whatever...
*slobbers over the peach cobbler and, after thoroughly paralyzing it, starts digesting it*
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"Alrighty, Cricket. Here are the rules:
1. Never leave a bar sober or drunk.
2. Bards are off-limits as targets.
3. nasty gets first dibs on all corpses.
4. Don't hit on wenches unless you want the bear to maul your nards off.
5. Don't hit on Liss unless you want the bear to maul your nards off.
6. The order of operations in social interaction is as follows: Intimidate, Bluff, Diplomacy."
7. You can probably guess what happens if you hit on the bear.
8. Nasty prefers them dead. I prefer the paralyzed ones.
9. Burble...
10. We started as a party of 12.
12. I am the most charismatic sorcerer of our group. There is none other.
13. is very unlucky. Avoid it at all costs.
14. If you doubt my charisma, I will breath dragon flame on you. Then my siblings will mash you into mashed potatoes.
15. I claim access to the best clothing, garments, and jewelry a dungeon can hold, regardless of the group's contacted percentage.
16. I like magic.
10. We started as a party of 12.11. Don't ask what happened to the others..it's...it's too horrible to mention
Indeed.
"BURP."
Full BAB rogue in plate, though, is probably still out there, stealing wallets and jumping around. And the gazebo, well, the gazebo is too horrible to mention.
Tolkien, almost forgot, I collect sone 20 leeches in two seperate jars.
"Did someone say leeches? I like those especially when marinated in blood."
Looks around hungrily.
"Where did the tasty gnome go? I scare him away?"
Then looking at Alissa. "Where we go now boss?"
We see what is behind this door, besides the cricket.
He opens the door to see what is behind it as mentioned not one for patience.
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All: Beyond the golden door is a 30' x 30' room of black granite, lit by 9 immense chandeliers hanging from the 40'- tall celing. 8 of the chandeliers are are made of blue glass; the 9th is made of red glass(The red chandelier is located in the southeast corner). The chandeliers cast pools of dim light on a polished granite floor.
Against the north wall are 2 black granite thrones. A ghostly image of an old man sits in each throne. The images have glowing blue eyes, shimmering silver beards, and violins propped beneath their chins. The images pluck the violins to produce eerie,discordant tones.
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All: As you make your prescence known the figures call out to you all
"Come forward" they say say, their voices like death rattles."We know of your quest. Many have come before you, and all have failed. But these useless deaths must end. Allow us to help; we will be happy to answer your questions. And when your questions have been answered, we ask only that you grant us the honor of hearing our music"
Also I forgot to mention that their is a golden door in the northeast corner of the room
STOP YOUR VILE FIDDLING OR I WILL TURN YOU WITH THE FULL MIGHT OF BASHY GOD OF BLUDGEONING.
(To rest of party) Do we enter the room?
(To the ghosts) Did they fail because you made them fail?
(To the party) Nesod, you go in and talk to them. AM H and I will back you up.
The rest will stay and keep the door from shutting.
Nasty, if anything happens you are to stay at the door and keep it open in case we have to run for it.