Doomwheel: 100 Scenes that should be in our crowdfunded Scifi

[yellowdingo]

Backgroud: A giant mile high Wheel is rolling across the land crushing cities beneath as it is followed by hungry ghouls feeding off the carnage.

What hundred scenes should be in our film to make it awesome?

[BigNorseWolf]

"Yeah, hi, we're the invading aliens. Look, I know you were all set for us to come down there and have a big splashy battle with those really cool retro air craft you have, but really we just downloaded the human genome and in about a week we're going to invent a virus that will wipe out around 99% percent of you. So if you could just hug your loved ones goodbye one last time and die in a calm orderly fashion that would be great mmmkaaay?"

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Governator Special Forces (Arny, Jesse the Body, and Bobby Jindal) pavelow in on the thing's axle while Journey plays.

Then they fight some cyborg cenobite looking f*@!ers in the wheel with chain guns and railguns or whatever the f!+@ you got.

[Sissyl]

The wheel tearing through Scientology headquarters. Repeatedly.

[cmastah]

I'm sorry, is this a real movie on kickstarter or something?

Regardless, I'd like to see Tom Hanks (obviously an avid DnD fan), Pat Robertson and Jack Chick go face to face with a real Balor. Add a GMPC to give the party at least four members and they're good to go.

Actually, Balor does NOT get a surprise round either, I want those guys to really drink in the atmosphere and a surprise round gives the Balor an unnecessary 'round'.

@Sissyl, don't be so intolerant! (we don't have them over here so I have the luxury of telling people to be more accepting ^^ (and just in case it wasn't obvious, I'm j/k)).

[Sissyl]

You mean, someone else has been intolerant enough to keep them away from your neighbourhood? Lucky you...