Some minor Carrion Crown spoilers ahead. Please beware.
So, current Carrion Crown adventure path is being too much fun with one character that has been giving comic relief to the party. During module 3 Broken Moon. This player had a Urban Druid and as we entered a hunting lodge we faced three boars in the process of being hunted by plot central party.
So the druid, says, oh no my wild animal friends. I will help you. And casts Fog Cloud in the Boar's area.
And then <<Jackass background music>> something like this should have happened:
Hello this is Balar Ebony, and this is Boar rescue: Pathfinder style.
But what really happened was Incident 1:
DM says: are you fully aware of what you are doing?
Dumb Player: Yes I'm rescueing my friends from being hunted
DM: Right, well how are you going to do that
DP: I'm a druid they know Im here to help.
DM: Did you cast Speak with Animals?
DP: No
DM: Did you prepared it today?
DP: No
DM: Ok roll initiatives. What do you do?
DP: I tell the boars to come to me.
DM: Oh indeed the boars are coming to you...
And then by some miracle and the intervention of our powerful dwarf figther we rescued him in negative hitpoints and just about to die.
ZOMG so dumb.
Incident 2: Animal Rescuing!
The master hunter has animals trapped in the cellars. Oh well so they can hunt game and stuff? Yeah
Dumb Player: I will free them.
DM: Ok you find a pack of wolves, 5 of them it seems. A dire bear, a ettercap, and some more dangerous stuff.
Dumb Player: This outrage cannot be happening! I will free them. I cast speak with animals.
After several attempts of diplomacy and handle animal the caged animals just one wolf is indifferent to him and he then proceeds to start freeing them. And he almost dies thorn to pieces by the dire bear.
Incident 3:
He, now scared of animals. Perhaps thinks that plants will be much better.
DM: You find a three with the bodies of several werewolves in hibrid form hanging in his branches.
Wizard: That looks weird, if I recall correctly werewolves turn into they human form once they died, either that is something else or they are still alive and they dont seem like it.
Dumb Player: Worry not, its just a three.
Wizard: Wanna roll knowledge nature on that one Mr Druid?
Dumb Player: No, I trust my forest friends.
Wizard: Hummm, I'm pretty sure he will be you "Happy Tree Friend".
10 rounds of combat later, we managed to pull him out of the three because it was a freaking Hangman's Three and swallowed him whole.
Oh so so so funny. Oh and he still wanted to save the three...
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so uh are you highlighting amusing roleplay or just uh basically mocking one of the players in your group
We play the Dwarven Door Game in our group.
No explanation or elaboration is needed.
so uh are you highlighting amusing roleplay or just uh basically mocking one of the players in your group
Both! No matter how many times we explain what will happen he still tops himself lol