Xuttah
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So, I'm trying to kobolds in my game a little more than hapless goobs, and I thought that it might be cool to give them a little more of a warrior culture, similar to the Maori. Following this line of thought, I thought that maybe they should have a tradition similar to the Haka.
Basically, before a battle they chant, stomp about, and use their display feathers (my kobolds have some feathers like their troodon ancestors) in unison in an attempt to scare off or frighten their foes so that they don't actually have to engage in combat.
Does anyone know if their are rules (number of syllables in a line, grammar, typical subject matter) for writing a Haka? I'd like to have something to throw at the PCs if they understand draconic.
| darkwarriorkarg |
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Kobold haka...
(yes, I know what a haka is...)
<kobolds begin Haka>
<Fighter looks at party wizard>
"You speak draconic, what are they saying?"
"Threats against our manhood, how fearsome they are, how they will tear out our throats... you get the picture..."
"Quite amusing. How should we respond?"
"Notice that they remain well within thirty feet of each other?"
"Yes?"
<Fireball>
| Berik |
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Well, a fireball would be an effective tactic against a haka since it's a group dance, but isn't very helpful advice.
A haka is normally thought of as a war dance these days (probably largely because of the All Blacks using Ka Mate as a challenge before rugby games), but it really just refers to a dance in general. All of the forms I know can come across as at least a little aggressive though, since a haka is performed in a group and there's generally a lot of stomping of feet and such. But often the subject matter is more about a welcome or the like. A haka is quite often performed for visitors or to welcome someone onto a marae. I don't know that it's compulsory, but most haka performances have a leader too.
Not really sure of any particular rules over the composition of a haka itself... You can see the words of some of the more famous ones on wikipedia though.
If you really wanted to give them a Maori flavour you could introduce moko, or face tattoo, to the leaders of the group. Women could perform with the poi and tribal members could greet each other by pressing their noses together.
To be honest kobolds seem an odd choice to have taking lessons from Maori culture, as I'm not sure a kobold haka would seem very intimidating... But hey, I'm in favour of more Maori influence in RPGs. :)
| Berik |
Just as well I didn't mention the All Whites football team as well. ;)
But yeah, for anyone else thinking I'm saying odd things the All Blacks are the national rugby team of New Zealand. They dress all in black and are the most famous proponents of the haka, though a lot of NZ sporting teams do one. Along with lots of Kiwi's around the world.
All Whites on the other hand are the soccer team and dress all in white. We aren't very creative with names down here you see. The country is made up of two main islands and the northern one is called the North Island and the southern one the South Island. ;)
| Azaelas Fayth |
I am referring to the fact that most Battle Haka were done in combat Formations. I also am stating the fact that the Maori rarely fought in a Block Formation. Heck, I have only found 5 recounts that could even be close to a tight formation and that was when the Maori Warriors were ambushed while huddling for various reasons or were assuming a defensive posture. Now remember 10 Feat is only around 3-4 Metres.
This is not a precise measure for all Haka hence my use of the Words: typically, warriors, and around.
| Berik |
Yeah... I'm fairly certain I never said they'd be doing a haka right before an armed force attacked them mid-performance. That would be a bad thing whether in a tight formation or not. Since I'm also pretty sure you aren't going to come up with any links to the research you're citing I think we're done here.
| Berik |
If we let you have Robby back can you lend us Richie McCaw we will even throw in Quade to do with as you wish.
No deal! I'm a Blues supporter so never been a huge fan of Robbie anyway. And Richie is in the middle of his yeah off. Sounds like he's having fun though, my uncle ran into him in a bar at the Las Vegas Sevens and apparently he was a little the worse for wear! He won us the world cup though, so I think he deserves some time off for some fun.
And on topic I like the suggestion of having the kobold's ride Moa. They could even throw in giant eagles as defenders of the tribe.
| Odraude |
If you're really into the Maori culture, I'd suggest looking at Razor Coast when it comes out. Steeped with Maori culture (and pirates) and thanks to a suggestion from yours truly, it has the moa bird in it ;)
| Azaelas Fayth |
Ok... I am citing the fact that Maori Fought using Hit-&-Run Skirmishing. The War Cry usage of the Haka was mainly luring opponents out into combat from fortifications, but they performed it while being ready for combat.
Try skirmishing in a Block Formation or how the All Blacks are normally Arranged while performing it. You would end up becoming even more of an easier target. But use the typical loose formations they have been confirmed using and then it makes an effective Tactic.
You appear, perform, disappear, then repeat.
| The 8th Dwarf |
Oh nice! I hadn't realised that you'd suggested the moa during the project, I was pretty stoked when I saw that turn up in the stretch goals for Razor Coast. I can't say that I realised Razor Coast had Maori culture in it though. Glad to hear it, makes me look forward to the book even more. :)
Bummer why didnt I see this...
| darkwarriorkarg |
New Teamwork Feat?
Haka Performance (Teamwork)
Requirements: Intimidate 3 or Perform (Oral) 3
Each person possessing this feat picks one target and may then make an attempt to demoralize his or her target using either Intimidate or Perform (Oral). Unlike a normal attempt at demoralizing the enemy, all participants are considered using "aid aother" for each other, thus adding +2 to the attempt for every participant against all targets.
And now one you'll hate
Antagonistic Haka
Requirements: Antagonize, Haka Performance, Intimidate 7 or perform (Oral) 7
As per Haka Performance, except apply the efects of Antagonize.
Let the pelting of rotten tomatoes begin!
Xuttah
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Thanks for the input folks. I got the inspiration from that kobold shaman illo from Kingmaker and an extreme reluctance to make the little bastards just another CR 1/4 critter (the Classic Monsters Revisited was a good start, but didn't go far enough IMO).
My train of thought went something like this...I was noticing that kobolds bear a strong resemblance to the smaller, more social theropod dinosaurs, and it would be cool to give them display feathers as a throwback to that ancestry. That had me thinking about how they'd use them. Social creatures with display feathers...groups getting together to ward off intruders...some sort of war dance...haka!
They also worship Droskar's crag as a god (actually, it's Daralathyxl, but they're one and the same in their mind) and have albino cave raptors as mounts instead of slurks...
I like the idea of using poi...maybe the redscale elite female warriors use their flying talons in a similar manner.
Wolfgang Baur
Contributor; Publisher, Kobold Press; RPG Superstar Judge
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Xuttah
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That's a Biiiig bird!
I'm also going to make them experts in making obsidian weapons (they live under a volcano, so it's abundant stuff). Thanks to stone shape and centuries of practice, their spears and axes make the clovis point look like dull lumps of rock. Manfeller will be a masterpiece of green obsidian with an inner glow (it's going to be flaming instead of human bane). Slingers will use chips of obsidian as ammo, so they have a chance of doing piercing or slashing damage as a shard of volcanic glass goes whizzing at the PCs.
GeraintElberion
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| The 8th Dwarf |
The 8th Dwarf wrote:Nope, Tana will come at you with a spear.Odraude wrote:Y'know, it's a good thing I decided to look up "All Blacks" before posting an angry rebuttal ;)Don't disrespect the Haka or Tana Umaga will come at you with a handbag.... ;-)
Kia Ora bro from the West Island. :b
It didnt look intentional to me..... There were multiple people going in different directions.. There was a lift though.
Maybe if you guys didn't lay over the ball all the time there wouldn't have been any problem. ;-)
One another note Wales was robbed in the RWC they deserved to be in the final against the All Blacks.
GeraintElberion
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GeraintElberion wrote:The 8th Dwarf wrote:Nope, Tana will come at you with a spear.Odraude wrote:Y'know, it's a good thing I decided to look up "All Blacks" before posting an angry rebuttal ;)Don't disrespect the Haka or Tana Umaga will come at you with a handbag.... ;-)
Kia Ora bro from the West Island. :b
It didnt look intentional to me..... There were multiple people going in different directions.. There was a lift though.
Maybe if you guys didn't lay over the ball all the time there wouldn't have been any problem. ;-)
One another note Wales was robbed in the RWC they deserved to be in the final against the All Blacks.
Nah, I was gutted at the time but looking back I think we lost to the French for three reasons:
Warburton's daft tackle.Priestland playing with an injury.
Adam Jones playing with an injury and breaking down.
We had no fit fly-halves (Stephen Jones came on, even though he was also nursing an injury) and our tight-head cover was non-existent.
Warburton was just the final straw.
Add in that play was already away from the breakdown when they did it (so they had no need to clear anyone out of the ruck) and it looks like an attempt to put the frightners on the opposition captain (who, great player that he is, has been known to lose his cool and play badly because of it. As he did against Wales in 2005) which went too far.
Xuttah
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I don't want to nitpick, but could you please move the sportsball discussion to a different thread. I'm trying to talk about serious stuff like the dance routines of imaginary dinosaur decendant evil subterranean humanoids. :)
The 8th Dwarf wrote:GeraintElberion wrote:The 8th Dwarf wrote:Nope, Tana will come at you with a spear.Odraude wrote:Y'know, it's a good thing I decided to look up "All Blacks" before posting an angry rebuttal ;)Don't disrespect the Haka or Tana Umaga will come at you with a handbag.... ;-)
Kia Ora bro from the West Island. :b
It didnt look intentional to me..... There were multiple people going in different directions.. There was a lift though.
Maybe if you guys didn't lay over the ball all the time there wouldn't have been any problem. ;-)
One another note Wales was robbed in the RWC they deserved to be in the final against the All Blacks.
Nah, I was gutted at the time but looking back I think we lost to the French for three reasons:
Warburton's daft tackle.
Priestland playing with an injury.
Adam Jones playing with an injury and breaking down.We had no fit fly-halves (Stephen Jones came on, even though he was also nursing an injury) and our tight-head cover was non-existent.
Warburton was just the final straw.
** spoiler omitted **
| Oceanshieldwolf |
B-but if you separated said humanoids into two teams and had them oppose each other in pursuit of a large egg that must never be thrown forwards except from the sides in a "game" with arcane and eldritch rules involving limited degrees of weaponless combat this thread would be four times as interesting...
Srsly though, I love the troodonkobolds, their feathers and their Intimidatory ritual wardances. And the gentle international rugby patriotic ribbing. Threads these days... so interdisciplinary. Go Waziristan!!! RWC finalists in 2134!!!
| Brun Wolfholm |
I think socialy the kobolds are fine, the classic monsters revisited book gives lots of ways to AMP up kobold encounters. They tame bulettes, they set wicked traps, it's nearly impossible to follow them through their cities... I just created a kobold machinesmith. Its a perfect fit with the kobold knack for mathmatics and fine detail work. Like a kobold trapmaster on crack.