Your silly faction (in character faction discussion possible spoilers)

[Pontificor the Great]

Now as a somewhat seasoned pathfinderish person I see these other non-zarny factions and wonder why they do it. Like the secret golf club shadowy lodge, or the Andy or Anns wanna be tough soldiery types, or even Grand boring being told by Vaseline Armbrush to do nothign special.

I mean well as a Zarnyist I got to have lizard people show me how to make meth. I got to add some drugs to some I will not eat meat veggy boy's food. I even got to extort a sad little villages savings for pretending to try and save them. Heck I even drank someones else faction mission by acident.

These are some real life experiences that we should all want to experience at sometime. As a gnome and the better race I can understand why you talls may be confused and choose other things out of ignorance, but now is the time to give up those boring missions an experience life in it's fullest.

OOC:

This is just a means to chat in character that is open for all factions and not a specific one. I would like every faction to particpate openly and have possible disdain for misguided Ponti.

[Alain Falaviel]

I find that Grandmaster Torch is normally fairly well-balanced in his faction missions. When I must work for the Paracountess, tough...*shudders* I look forward to it with a mixture of delight and dread.

[Pontificor the Great]

Ohh ohh yes, Sometimes my faction leader Gorilla something sends me to other people too. I had to do a favor for Baron Peekaboo and then go meet his uncle or something. Then he got dead before I could meet him, and so I just brought his head.