Saw a GM oops thread, but no active player thread so...
As a GM i got to see a rather amusing faux pas by the players.
There were 4 players, the two main ones for this story being a half-orc barbarian, and a paladin of Mystra.
They were (at least their interpretation) teleported into the future of their home city. It was a slave town, full of orcs, not the friendly variety. So the party is going in cloaks, in cognito, trying to figure out what happened and how to get back. There was also an aspect of the Dragon God in the back, lazily watching over the group. (un-tiered)
The town leaders: heads of the guilds (dwemoencrafter's, sorcerer's, knights), Magistrate, etc were being lead up to a stage to be sold, shackled, manacled, and ready for sale.
The paladin had had enough, so he jumped up onto the table, threw off his cloak and threw his shield, a la Captain America. "I'm gonna take all you m**F on!"
All the orc's turned to look in his direction, minus the dazed one hit in the head. The aspect looks down in some interest. The barbarian thinks fast and swings his axe, and hits the paladin upside his head with the broadside. Knocks him clean out. "Dumb slave. No mind."
Me: *Facepalming* Roll that bluff check.... a 2 on the die... yea...