Unicorns, Unicorns, Unicorns, Unicorns, Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, DEATH!

[Dragnmoon]

Not sure if you have seen this, but for your viewing pleasure.

Unicorns from Hell

[taig]

I wonder how much they paid Sebastian to star in this...

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Well, They don't give away hookers and blow for free*. Even the Michael Caine's of lawyerdom make their Jaws: The Revenges to pay the bills.

* At least I don't think They do. But I've never seen an official write-up for the Lawyer class, or their wealth-by-level chart.

[Aberzombie]

taig wrote:

I wonder how much they paid Sebastian to star in this...

I bet he was tough to deal with on set. You know these stars always have to have their little perks, like a trailer with its own bar and stocked with the best chocolate, and shit like that.

Thing is...where would they get him a trailer full of souls?

[Celestial Healer]

Aberzombie wrote:

taig wrote:

I wonder how much they paid Sebastian to star in this...

I bet he was tough to deal with on set. You know these stars always have to have their little perks, like a trailer with its own bar and stocked with the best chocolate, and s+%@ like that.

Thing is...where would they get him a trailer full of souls?

Lawyers always find a way.

[Celestial Thaumoctopus]

Aberzombie wrote:

...where would they get him a trailer full of souls?

Baba Yaga's Soul Emporium & RV Lot? {googles} Yeah, they've got locations all over the west coast.

[Turin the Mad]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

taig wrote:

I wonder how much they paid Sebastian to star in this...

I bet he was tough to deal with on set. You know these stars always have to have their little perks, like a trailer with its own bar and stocked with the best chocolate, and s+%@ like that.

Thing is...where would they get him a trailer full of souls?

Lawyers always find a way.

Sebastian's 'casting couch' has a literal capability ... 'auditions' take on new, Lawyerly meanings ... eeewww

[yellowdingo]

"Hello Kitty!" Hello Kitty Terrorist detonates Hello Kitty bubble bomb in middle of Unicorn lovers meeting.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

It's odd that his name has been said more than three times, yet he has failed to appear. Several posters in this thread are even on his Enemies List. I don't like it... it's highly suspicious.

{uses Trap Sense on Dragnmoon}

[Orthos]

It's because you're expecting him. You should know it doesn't work that way.

[BigNorseWolf]

... someone's building either has some severe ventilation issues or some really good drug dealers.