College Students Launch Hedge Fund

[Grand Magus]

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This is better news than finding water on Mars.

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[Celestial Healer]

Student 1: "I bet we could do a Ponzi scheme at least as well as the Madoff guy."

Student 2: "Oh man... I dare ya..."

[Grand Magus]

Student 3: "Ok. First we need to learn what a Hedge Fund is. I went to Public School."