A funny paladin comment from our Jade Regent campaign


Jade Regent


I had to share this from my pbp campaign. In this scene the elven magus Jharad gives Koya a gift depicting the party's misadventures in Magnimar and there is some following banter with the half-orc barbarian Keng and gnome bard Jethrik in the party, eliciting the following thought from Toshio the paladin that actually made me LOL:

Back in the common room, Jharad nonchalantly hands a leather tied scroll to Koya. "I thought of you while we were in the city," he says with a mischievousness grin. "I know you are fond of maps; this one depicts our exploits in Magnimar. I hope you enjoy it."

Although it depicts the streets and buildings they visited in Magnimar, it is less a map and more an artful caricature with small footprints showing their path from inn to bar to brothel with plentiful notations describing their colorful events.

“Oh how thoughtful of you. Thank you Jharad. I may even be able to forgive the many years you were away and didn’t write.” She grins and kisses him on the cheek, though she has to stand up from her chair to do so. She sits again and peruses the map. “Tsk, tsk. I see you’ve all been very naughty in the big city.”

Jharad says with a deadpan tone, "Keng started it all," and takes a drink of ale.

Keng snorts.

Jethrik looks hurt. "I helped!" he whines and stifles a smirk.

Toshio says nothing in reply to their words, but tries to conceal his amazement - they’re actually proud that they started trouble and are trying to get credit for it!

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