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"She can swear like a sailor" or so they say.
I'm too much of a prude to really pull it off so I've come here to ask the impossible of you:
Without banning yourselves from these forums and/or using typical four-letter words, please post some insults/jibes/taunts/banter/witty reparte that would make your mother wish she could unbirth you. When I eventually run this AP, I'll work in as many of the good ones as I can. If I can remember to do so, I'll come back to give you credit and +1 you.
Thanks! :-D
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go creatively with seamanship
"I'll splice your tackle",
"bucket-slop",
"salt-spit squabbie"
"a**-poxed lubber"
"hammock fodder"
"bilge bumper"
"soot-licker"
"twisty"
"rum slobber"
"beltless wonder"
"bilge bender"
"barnacle bait"
"breech dropper"
"fingerless f**g"
"Holystone swabber"
"Sharkkisser"
"Stupid dolphin"
"broken fiddle"
"two strands short of a rope"
"Your compass is (f***ing) off North"
"Tell that to the salt"
"Take a long walk off the bowsprite"
"Easy on the rudder"
"Take her in"
"another piece of the dubloon"
"Fly her spanker and let go"
"Easy on the gaff will set her course"
"Slow on the yard, fast on the ropes"
"no rum on the anchorwatch"
"useful like a boltless shackle"
"glass over, glass under"
"kiss the Mast" (yeah, right go get whipped !)
"Lively" (in any numer of tones, to scare PCs)
The big point of a good insult is not what you say, but HOW you say it. best full of nasty implication....
like "You.Are. such a .....stupid dolphin, you scrapmouthed landlubber.... belay the sheet and then kiss the mast !"
= e.g." you are to bleary/dumb to even hold the rope (sheet), belay and get whipped...."
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Some more ( Kudos to my group, especially our guy (Malte)who has taken over Rosie, and really plays her as the most foulmouthed bard this side of Garund )
"mudanchor" ( loudmouth )
"Gaff-f***er" (go figure^^)
"tiller always tells her bottom"
"to blown jibs to her bow" : heavy... bossomed
"Spread her sails, lubber" ( can be used any whichever way^^)
"take her to luff and keep her that way" : try (sail) harder
"easy on her lee" : he/she falls easy, weak spot
"you're washing your scuppers, mate" : risky
"Chelian Chambermaid" : exploitable weakling
"Cadet-Candidate Cad" : effeminate/undersized Chelian
"you're collared, matey" : trapped
"seven on sixers, you think" : impossible
"that's just Inkspill Island" : sheer fantasy
"belay my Pin" : come over, hearty (ahem !)
"Scuttle the Wag" : shut up
"Want some tampering ?" : Rope-bashing
"proper as a pig"
"Stow yer blathering peckerholster"
"Belay that, ye ballgargling donglord!"