The 'Goblin Army' - because every kingdom needs its citizens


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There are those of us who, for whatever reason, could not be so generous with our pledges. But we could all pledge on the $30 level or greater. This makes us eligible to be in the "Goblin Army" (I say army rather than squad because, at last count, there were upwards of 3000 of us.

We appreciate those who pledged more. We also know that when they set up their fantasy kingdom, they're going to need citizens. Crafters, miners, adventurers, et cetera. And then they're going to have to come to us :)

So here's to us! The salt of the earth that will make the kingdoms run and the monsters flee. Sure, we may not be in charge, but on the plus side - we're not in charge! We get to come and go as we please, do things we want and experience the world in the bite-sized chunks we desire without all the headaches of being on top.

We were here on the first day. We love this game as much as you do. And we love seeing the kingdoms from the other side. And if we don't like what we see.. well, then there's always open revolt! lol

John

PS: This is mostly tongue-in-cheek. I'm just thrilled we all came together as a community at the start. From the experiences I've had where the development company embraces is fan base from an early stage I've noticed that the final product is much improved. Good luck, Goblinworks!

John

Silver Crusade Goblin Squad Member

GOBLIN SQUAD: ASSEMBLE!

Goblin Squad Member

We're in! I refuse to carry torches though. I'd set fire to my neighbors...

Don't worry, we're short!

Goblin Squad Member

Dang-it, were did I put my rusty cleaver?!

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LazyLeopards wrote:
We're in! I refuse to carry torches though. I'd set fire to my neighbors...

As a goblin, I'd gladly carry a torch in one hand, and a bucket of pitch in the other, as long as I could get strapped into a simple glider to carry me from our mountain stronghold over the walls of our enemy's town! And if it looked like I was going to crash into the wall, you bet your goblin butt I'd stick the business end of that lit torch into that bucket of pitch first, and make a nice streak on that wall!

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Nihimon wrote:
LazyLeopards wrote:
We're in! I refuse to carry torches though. I'd set fire to my neighbors...
As a goblin, I'd gladly carry a torch in one hand, and a bucket of pitch in the other, as long as I could get strapped into a simple glider to carry me from our mountain stronghold over the walls of our enemy's town! And if it looked like I was going to crash into the wall, you bet your goblin butt I'd stick the business end of that lit torch into that bucket of pitch first, and make a nice streak on that wall!

Good idea, I'd much rather set the enemy on fire! :P

Goblin Squad Member

Everyone, do the Goblin army song!

Rabble rabble rabble rabble,
Rabble rabble rabble!
Rabble rabble rabble rabble,
Rabble Bree-yark!

Goblin Squad Member

*bursts through wall* OH YEAH

Liberty's Edge Goblin Squad Member

Goblin filth! With my twin blades, I shall strike thee down in the name of Abadar the Law Giver. You shall not crush civilization. For where there is a wrong done unto the least of man, there I shall be, to exact revenge. May Pharasma reject my soul if I depart this vow!

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Carindel wrote:
Goblin filth! With my twin blades, I shall strike thee down in the name of Abadar the Law Giver. You shall not crush civilization. For where there is a wrong done unto the least of man, there I shall be, to exact revenge. May Pharasma reject my soul if I depart this vow!

Take the pally's shiny armor!

Liberty's Edge Goblin Squad Member

DendasGarrett wrote:
Carindel wrote:
Goblin filth! With my twin blades, I shall strike thee down in the name of Abadar the Law Giver. You shall not crush civilization. For where there is a wrong done unto the least of man, there I shall be, to exact revenge. May Pharasma reject my soul if I depart this vow!
Take the pally's shiny armor!

Foul creature of chaos, you obviously cannot tell when you look upon a Cleric of Abadar! I, Carindel, the Judging Eye of Abadar, am judge and executioner, sprinting across the battlefield, bringing divine justice to those who cross my path!

Goblin Squad Member

Last me checked, Carindel there's one of you and about 100 of us. Me not good with statistics, but me think that means at least 5 natural 20s per round.
Me just saying. Me may be chaotic, but me also goblin college graduate!

Liberty's Edge Goblin Squad Member

hewhocaves wrote:

Last me checked, Carindel there's one of you and about 100 of us. Me not good with statistics, but me think that means at least 5 natural 20s per round.

Me just saying. Me may be chaotic, but me also goblin college graduate!

Last I checked, vermin do not strike down the bringer of justice. Dozens of you have thought they could challenge me. I am here, and they are not. Take that as you will.

Goblin Squad Member

:) where you want us send corpse? Oh, you not mind if we mutila.. multitaste.. mutedape.. mess up corpse? Nothing personal. It just our way.

Liberty's Edge Goblin Squad Member

You'll have to kill me first. And somehow, I don't think I'll be alone. Somehow, I think I'll have an army of thousands following me from the cities into the wilderness, seeking to make it our own.

Goblin Squad Member

Oh good. When you out in wilderness, we take cities!

Cities much nicer. Trash much tastier. Also more shiny things and fewer pointy things.

Liberty's Edge Goblin Squad Member

You fools wouldn't even know how to properly find a city, much less take it. If you challenge all of civilization, your kind will be wiped from the face of the world. An acceptable outcome, in my view.

Goblin Squad Member

What do clerics taste like?

Liberty's Edge Goblin Squad Member

Kradlum wrote:
What do clerics taste like?

A question that shall never be answered by Goblin-kind.


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*Random monstrous gibberish*

Goblin Squad Member

Kradlum wrote:
What do clerics taste like?

They taste like griffon. Everything taste like griffon though.

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Here's to more dogmeat! *raises his dogslicer*

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except for griffon, they taste like chicken

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