I'm sorry, but this is too much to handle

[R. Doyle]

When you are gaming after a couple of bottles of wine, with lots of innuendo flying around the table, the room description in Escape From Old Korvosa, E13 in the Arkona Dungeon is just too much to handle.

One of my players has been giggling for 15 minutes.

[Ice Titan]

I recently described a long crack in the mountain stone between two statues of Desna as "inbetween their legs runs a deep crevasse."

I know your pain.

[Helaman]

Not PF related but ran call of Cthulhu once... And destroyed the game by a slight pronouncation of a book the found called "Dark Sects of Africa"...

[Interzone]

I can't remember, which room is that?

[Kriss Lambert]

I just went and read that, I think I'm gonna be giggling for 15 minutes now ^_^

[Biobeast]

You can get a real kick out of almost any description that has the word "vegetation" and replace it with "vegetarian". I did this accidently in a description in Rivers Run Red and the players couldn't stop laughing about it for a good hour.

[NobodysHome]

Curse you to heck! Now I'll be giggling all evening! How could I have missed the "Meditation Room" for Vimanda's "relaxation"?

[Interzone]

OMG I just found it, I can't believe I never noticed that before.... BAhaahahahhaHAHahHahahahhahahahahahahha.....

[R. Doyle]

For some reason, none of my players wanted to touch it...

[Reggie]

Good grief. You are all so puerile...

.. mind you, it does vibrate..,

...snort...

Reggie

[R. Doyle]

NobodysHome wrote:

Curse you to heck! Now I'll be giggling all evening! How could I have missed the "Meditation Room" for Vimanda's "relaxation"?

The wine was an important factor in recognition...