
Kirth Gersen |

Kryzbin, I notice the famous people (e.g., Obama) on your test's plot don't plot anywhere near where they do on Cranewings' test, even accoutning for the rotated axes. That right there makes me sort of question the validity (although I did come up 85% socially permissive on your test, so maybe it's not too far off!)

Kirth Gersen |

Dunno. When you hit the political button, he's as far into democrat/liberal as you can be...
Democrat =/= liberal any more, in almost any sense of the word! Granted, O's very into big government, but mostly to fund domestic surveillance and fuel defense; at the same time, he's very pro-big business.

Kirth Gersen |

Maybe we need a new, 3-pronged scale. Something like:
1. Your view on government's ideal role in catching/suppressing/punishing dissidents and "bad people" (more/less)
2. Your view on government's ideal role in regulating big business (more/less)
3. Your view on government's ideal role in providing basic needs and wants (more/less).
Ron Paul would score very low on all 3.
Obama would be a zillion on 1, very low on 2, mid-range on 3.
I'd be all the way at the lowest end on item 1, midway on 2, and maybe slightly more than average on 3.

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Maybe we need a new, 3-pronged scale. Something like:
1. Your view on government's ideal role in catching/suppressing/punishing dissidents and "bad people" (more/less)
2. Your view on government's ideal role in regulating big business (more/less)
3. Your view on government's ideal role in providing basic needs and wants (more/less).Ron Paul would score very low on all 3.
Obama would be a zillion on 1, very low on 2, mid-range on 3.
I'd be all the way at the lowest end on item 1, midway on 2, and maybe slightly more than average on 3.
Then all those websites would have to create 3-dimensional graphs, and they just can't be bothered.

Hitdice |

Kirth Gersen wrote:Then all those websites would have to create 3-dimensional graphs, and they just can't be bothered.Maybe we need a new, 3-pronged scale. Something like:
1. Your view on government's ideal role in catching/suppressing/punishing dissidents and "bad people" (more/less)
2. Your view on government's ideal role in regulating big business (more/less)
3. Your view on government's ideal role in providing basic needs and wants (more/less).Ron Paul would score very low on all 3.
Obama would be a zillion on 1, very low on 2, mid-range on 3.
I'd be all the way at the lowest end on item 1, midway on 2, and maybe slightly more than average on 3.
What's a "Z-axis"? :P

Comrade Anklebiter |
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Thankfully, I'm slightly economically to the right of the goblin...
But more anti-authoritarian! No surprises there, except that the Dalai Lama apparently plots very close to where I do.
On February 11, 2011, Citizen Gersen wrote to me:
"I begin to understand the reason for your simplistic political views -- sheer disinterest."
Now that it turns out he's only, like, one point away from me, the question must be asked:
Who's got the simplistic political views now, mother f+%$er?!?
I've got a pretty good memory for a pothead.

CourtFool |

Taking Kirth's test since I do not have to go to some website that may be blocked at work.
1. Your view on government's ideal role in catching/suppressing/punishing dissidents and "bad people" (more/less)
8/10 But 0/10 for dissidents, 9/10 for catching/suppressing threats to life 7/10 for catching/suppressing threats to property, 5/10 for punishing threats to life and property
2. Your view on government's ideal role in regulating big business (more/less)
9/10 protecting life and limb from big and small business, 7.5/10 regulating big business enough to ensure employees have a reasonable quality of life, 6/10 regulating small business enough to ensure employees have a reasonable quality of life, 1/10 propping big business up, 4/10 propping small business up
3. Your view on government's ideal role in providing basic needs and wants
10/10 everyone eats, 9/10 everyone receives needed medical care, 8/10 everyone receives a 'good' eduction, 7/10 everyone has reasonable quality of life

Kelsey MacAilbert |

Count me in as part of the Ghandi Club
Ghandi was a hypocrite and a bigot.
...Do I spend too much time digging up the faults of heroes?

Kirth Gersen |

...Do I spend too much time digging up the faults of heroes?
I presume you've read Chris Hitchens' The Missionary Position? If not, I'd most definitely recommend it to you as something right up your alley.

Kelsey MacAilbert |

Kelsey MacAilbert wrote:...Do I spend too much time digging up the faults of heroes?I presume you've read Chris Hitchens' The Missionary Position? If not, I'd most definitely recommend it to you as something right up your alley.
Very much so up my alley. I have a rather sad love of researching the bad parts of our heroes.

meatrace |

Kirth Gersen wrote:Very much so up my alley. I have a rather sad love of researching the bad parts of our heroes.Kelsey MacAilbert wrote:...Do I spend too much time digging up the faults of heroes?I presume you've read Chris Hitchens' The Missionary Position? If not, I'd most definitely recommend it to you as something right up your alley.
Pro tip: don't have heroes.
I have, like, 3? David Bowie, George Carlin. No I guess 2.
meatrace |

Also, I have nothing against George Carlin, but I prefer Bill Hicks. He was the shiznit!
I like Bill Hicks, but he didn't have the same "work ethic" of Carlin. He reused material forever. He has routines that make me very uncomfortable and just go on far too long without eliciting, like, laughter.

meatrace |

meatrace wrote:Why is that all the internet is capable of remembering about David Bowie?
Unfortunately, he didn't dance with goblins in any of his other videos. That I know of.
I've never seen Labyrinth. One of my favorite movies is Dark Crystal. I figured, hey, Labyrinth a Jim Henson fantasy movie with living god David Bowie AND hot teenage Jennifer Connoly. Where can I go wrong? Then the first spontaneous song erupts, and I eject the tape and chuck it.
*shudder*
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Grand Magus wrote:Neither one. Both parties are full of crap. Until the two-party system is destroyed, I will continue to vote 'No Ticket'. The last decent president this country had was well before I was born - Lincoln. Everyone after that has been garbage plain and simple.To Vote, simply *favorite* one of the *Two* posts below:
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POLL: Which Party Will Win the Next Presidential Election ?
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I think you're selling a lot of Presidents short. Many of the other ones who followed have been men in key positions in history. Most of them were flawed, but we would be in a very worse state of affairs if any of them had been lesser than what they were.

Grand Magus |

... I think it's going to come down to the
economy...more specifically, consumer confidence in the economy.
What do you mean by this -- are you saying you believe the President has
the power to make the economy good or bad? Thus, if the economy is goodit is a boon towards Obama, and if bad it is a boon towards Romney?
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bugleyman |

bugleyman wrote:... I think it's going to come down to the
economy...more specifically, consumer confidence in the economy.What do you mean by this -- are you saying you believe the President has
the power to make the economy good or bad? Thus, if the economy is good
it is a boon towards Obama, and if bad it is a boon towards Romney?.
I'm saying the American public will hold the president responsible for the (perceived) state of the economy. Whether or not this is fair is beside the point.

thejeff |
Since the Republicans wisely settled on the "not bat-s$~$ crazy" option, I think it's going to come down to the economy...more specifically, consumer confidence in the economy.
I'll vote for Obama, but I could live with either.
Perhaps "not bat-shit crazy", but willing to pretend to be to get elected. He's signed on to a lot of crazy to get where he is.
With a Tea Party house and a Republican Senate, both of which we'll have if Romney wins, there'll be a lot of crazy passed into law.
Grand Magus |

Grand Magus wrote:bugleyman wrote:... I think it's going to come down to the
economy...more specifically, consumer confidence in the economy.What do you mean by this -- are you saying you believe the President has
the power to make the economy good or bad? Thus, if the economy is good
it is a boon towards Obama, and if bad it is a boon towards Romney?.
I'm saying the American public will hold the president responsible for the (perceived) state of the economy. Whether or not this is fair is beside the point.
What you say is very reasonable.
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Actually, I was hoping you would flip out and assert:*obviously* the
President can control the economy. Because then I was going to say
I agree, and I also agree George Bush destroyed the American economy and
made us a socialist failure by bailing out the banks.
:: kicks stone with toe, and walks away foiled again

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The Party whose candidate wins the White House can't be said to truly "win" the Presidential Election if they fail abysmally on the state and local elections.
Case in point... While Clinton was re-elected, it was the Republicans who carried the day in Congressional elections.