I challenge all of you ladies and Gents to come up with a stat block for Santa Clause. Keep it pretty basic, nothing too complicated. A friend of mine suggested.
Ranger 10/Barbarian 10
Two weapon fighting style
Immune Cold, DR 10/good
Chosen Enemy Children
Possibly Undead,
Vulnerable to Sunlight.
That is just a start. More to come later, I hope.
I challenge all of you ladies and Gents to come up with a stat block for Santa Clause. Keep it pretty basic, nothing too complicated. A friend of mine suggested.
Ranger 10/Barbarian 10
Two weapon fighting style
Immune Cold, DR 10/good
Chosen Enemy Children
Possibly Undead,
Vulnerable to Sunlight.That is just a start. More to come later, I hope.
... Mental note. Do not spend Christmas at his house.
Str: 20 his encumberence limit is obscene
Dex 16 He sneaks into houses, but is still occasionally herd by children
con: 25 He works fast all night, and all that extra padding has to be good for something
Int: 14 He's pretty bright, but his memory isn't ediactic. He has to keep the naughty/nice on a list written in paper
Wis 25 : And sense motive out the wazoo
Cha: 25: everyone loves him.
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I took a few liberties here and there simply removing special abilities that I could not justify Santa having, and added a reindeer (based on a horse, figured Santa's reindeer are of a stockier build than the average reindeer).
SANTA CLAUS CR 21
Male Human Ranger 12 Sorcerer 10
NG Medium Humanoid (Human)
Init +6; Senses Perception +17
DEFENSE
AC 12, touch 12, flat-footed 10 (+2 Dex)
HP 356 (12d10+10d6+176)
Fort +21, Ref +13, Will +18
Defensive Abilities Evasion
OFFENSE
Spd 30 ft.
Melee Unarmed Strike +21/+16/+11/+6 (1d3+4/20/x2)
Sorcerer Spells Known (CL 10, +21 melee touch, +19 ranged touch):
5 (4/day) Passwall
4 (7/day) Wall of Ice (DC 22), Dimension Door
3 (8/day) Deep Slumber (DC 23), Gaseous Form, Dispel Magic, Haste (DC 21)
2 (8/day) Knock, Invisibility (DC 20), Levitate, Frostfield
1 (8/day) Alter Winds (DC 19), Entangle (DC 19), Charm Person (DC 19), Ant Haul (DC 19), Detect Secret Doors, Snow Shape
0 (at will) Open/Close (DC 18), Dancing Lights, Message, Light, Mage Hand, Mending, Prestidigitation (DC 18), Create Ice, Scrivener's Chant
Ranger Spells Known (CL 9, 21 melee touch, 19 ranged touch):
3 (2/day) Water Walk (DC 18), Darkvision (DC 18)
2 (3/day) Cat's Grace (DC 17), Chameleon Stride (DC 17), Hold Animal (DC 19)
1 (4/day) Endure Elements (DC 16), Pass without Trace (DC 16), Calm Animals (DC 18), Feather Step (DC 16)
STATISTICS
Str 18, Dex 14, Con 26, Int 15, Wis 20, Cha 26
Base Atk +17; CMB +21; CMD 33
Feats Animal Affinity, Craft Construct, Craft Magic Arms & Armor, Craft Rod, Craft Wand, Craft Wondrous Item, Endurance, Eschew Materials, Great Fortitude, Healer's Touch, Improved Initiative, Iron Will, Patois, Knows if You've Been Bad or Good, Knows When Your Awake, Sees You When Your Sleeping, Chimney Pass (directs Passwall spell exclusively to travel through chimneys),
Skills Acrobatics +10, Appraise +6, Climb +15, Craft (Baskets) +8, Craft (Books) +8, Craft (Bows) +8, Craft (Carpentry) +8, Craft (Cloth) +8, Craft (Clothing) +8, Craft (Enter Choice) +8, Craft (Gemcutting) +8, Craft (Glass) +8, Craft (Jewelry) +8, Craft (Leather) +8, Craft (Painting) +8, Craft (Pottery) +8, Craft (Sculpture) +8, Craft (Ships) +8, Craft (Shoes) +8, Diplomacy +9, Fly +20, Handle Animal +18, Knowledge (Children) +12, Knowledge (Geography) +12, Knowledge (Nature) +8, Linguistics +14, Perception +17, Profession (Toy Maker) +16, Ride +20, Sense Motive +20, Stealth +14, Use Magic Device +13
Languages All Human Language, Elven, Sylvan,
SPECIAL ABILITIES
Animal Companion Link (Ex) You have a link with your Animal Companion.
Camouflage (Ex) Can use the Stealth skill in favored terrain, even without cover/concealment.
Endurance +4 to a variety of skill checks. Sleep in L/M armor with no fatigue.
Enemies: Abominable Snowman(+4 bonus) (Ex) +4 to rolls vs Abominable Snowman.
Enemies: Jack Frost(+4 bonus) (Ex) +4 to rolls vs Jack Frost.
Enemies: Naughty Children(+2 bonus) (Ex) +2 to rolls vs Naughty Children.
Eschew Materials Cast spells without materials, if component cost is 1 gp or less.
Evasion (Ex) If you succeed at a Reflex save for half damage, you take none instead.
Fey +2 to save DCs from spells of the Compulsion subschool.
Fleeting Glance (10 rounds/day) (Su) Greater Invisibility.
Healer's Touch The magic of life flows through your body like a river.
Laughing Touch (11/day) (Su) Melee touch attack leaves target able to take only move actions.
Quarry +2 to hit and other bonuses against your designated quarry.
Share Spells with Companion (Ex) Spells cast on you can also affect your Companion, if it's within 5 feet.
Swift Tracker (Ex) Tracking penalties when moving at normal speed or faster are reduced.
Terrains: Cold (+2 bonus) (Ex) +2 to rolls vs Cold.
Terrains: Plane of Earth +4 to rolls vs Plane (Plane of Earth).
Track +6 +6 to survival checks to track.
Wild Empathy +20 (Ex) Improve the attitude of an animal, as if using Diplomacy.
Woodland Stride (Ex) Move through undergrowth at normal speed.
REINDEER CR 9
Male Reindeer (Flying)
NN Large Animal
Init +7; Senses Low-Light Vision, Scent; Perception +6
DEFENSE
AC 18, touch 12, flat-footed 15 (+3 Dex, -1 size, +6 natural)
HP 123 (2d8+50)
Fort +14, Ref +10, Will +6
Defensive Abilities Evasion
OFFENSE
Spd 50 ft.
Melee Hooves x2 (Horse) +11 x2 (1d4+5/20/x2) and
Unarmed Strike +11/+6 (1d4+5/20/x2)
Space 10 ft.; Reach 5 ft.
STATISTICS
Str 20, Dex 17, Con 20, Int 2, Wis 13, Cha 7
Base Atk +7; CMB +13; CMD 26 (30 vs. Trip)
Feats Endurance, Great Fortitude, Improved Initiative, Iron Will, Run,
Skill Focus: Fly
Tricks Attack [Trick], Cinderbrave [Trick], Combat Riding [Trick], Come [Trick], Defend [Trick],Down [Trick], Fetch [Trick], Guard [Trick], Guarding [Trick], Heavy Labor [Trick], Heel [Trick], Performance [Trick], Riding [Trick], Stay [Trick], Work [Trick]
Skills Acrobatics +8, Fly +13, Perception +6, Stealth -1
SQ Cinderbrave [Trick], Aerial Riding [Trick], Devotion +4 (Ex), Fetch [Trick], Guarding [Trick], Heavy Labor [Trick], Sleigh Hauling[Trick], Tandem Flight[Trick], Performance [Trick], Riding [Trick], Stay [Trick]
Name:Kris Kringle
Level:Lesser God
Alignment:Neutral Good
Domains:Goodwill and Cheer
Symbol:Sled, Candy Cane
Associated Animal:Reindeer
Titles:Father Christmas, Jolly-o-Elf, Santa Claus
Bah! Statting up Santa Claus is easy.
Try figuring out Grandfather Pei!