Paladin Threads That Actually Win

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Could I be a Paladin of Loviatar?

edit: (NSFW)

[AM PALADIN]

PALADIN AM ALWAYS WINNING.

[A Man In Black]

None of them.

[Pat Buchanan]

The root of your name is "spank"; so I would say yes.

Perv.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Can my paladin eat a kobold egg omelet?

[Gark the Goblin]

Can this thread survive a whole day?

[doctor_wu]

By raw with advanced players guide there is an archtype called sacred servent that lets you get a domain. There is an emperyl lord Arshea(NG) that offers the lust subdomain. The sacred servant gives a paladin access to a domain and an faq lets them access subdomains so you can have a lust subdomain paladin.

[Aberzombie]

What about that chick goddess with the lobster head?

[W E Ray]

Blipdoolpoolp???

Goddess of Kuo Toa!

[Aberzombie]

Yes! That's her! Always thought her name sounded like what you'd hear from a bubbling pool of mud.

[Celestial Healer]

I always thought of that as the sound that results from eating too many enchiladas.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

That sound is why porn has a soundtrack.

[Aberzombie]

Celestial Healer wrote:

I always thought of that as the sound that results from eating too many enchiladas.

Well, that explains the bubbling mud.