Quote... Mojo Jojo!


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As I have nothing to add to the things which are being said on the other threads, which have contents to which I do not care to add anything at this time, it occurs to me that this is a good time to consider the wisdom of Mojo Jojo! For his wisdom is unlike a koan, which focuses on brevity and thus consists of few words! No! The wisdom of Mojo Jojo! is not that wisdom, but another kind entirely - one that is not the same. It relies on repetition and reiteration, so that no doubt can remain as to his meaning! So let us all now remember the greatest sayings of Mojo Jojo!, which are things that he has said which ought to be recalled!

MOJO: Hey, you kids! Get out of my moat! It is not made to be played in!
KIDS: Wheee! Ha ha ha! (continue splashing in the Volcano Observatory's moat)
MOJO (stalking off): I must remember to destroy those kids after my breakfast has been eaten.


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Mojo Jojo : In the grading system, I would have assigned you all with an "F," which, if I had control of the grading system, I would make the lowest grade a "Z" since that is the final letter in the alphabet, which starts with "A" and ends with "Z."

Liberty's Edge

Mojo Jojo!: For too long have we sat under the thumb of mankind! The time has come to *oppose* that thumb!


Mojo's letter to the PPG's;
Dear Powerpuff Girls,
I have kidnapped Professor Utonium! I have taken him someplace against his will! If you look for him in the spots he likes to be, you will not find him! He's with me - but not by choice! I took him and he didn't like it!

The Exchange

Mojo Jojo!:Now, if you'll excuse me, I, Mojo Jojo, have a town to take over. I have a world to conquer. I have to seize control of an area and force its inhabitants to follow my way of thinking.

Dark Archive

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Mojo Jojo: Evil? How about stupid? Yes, thanks to your foolishness, we will be reduced to nothing. Nothing! Like the amount of intelligence inside your head. Nothing! Like the amount of respect I get after six seasons on this show!

The Exchange

(The GIRLS look uncomfortably at each other.)
BLOSSOM: So... you weren't committing any crimes?
MOJO: No, no, no! I absolutely promise that I have no intention of committing any crimes! (...Today.)


Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

"the hobo formerly known as jojo is nomo! from this day forward i shall be known as mooojoooo jooojoooo!"

The Exchange

(MOJO sits down with the morning paper.)
MOJO: And now to catch up on the things that have happened in the world today which the newspaper has reported with the words that they wrote.

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