Humans Are Vermin


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Think about it.
There are several hundred human aliases on Paizo.
Only about three kobolds.
It's clear that humans actually breed much faster.
I can accept that the goblins just don't want to breed with each other, and the orc-monkey-pig things just lack the brains to recognize other members of their species, but kobolds are clearly the heroic race of the Paizo Campaign Setting.


Let humanity burn for all the good it will do. By this part, I'm willing to hand the world even to the elves and dwarves.
At least they naturally lean towards good alignments.

*Tries to switch off misanthropy mode*


Pff, you guys are just jealous we developed cloning technology, while all you kobolds got is a new method for growing slightly stinkier mold.

The Exchange

Morbo: All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo!
Linda: (giggles)
...
Morbo: And now the presidential candidates! Puny Human Number One!... Puny Human Number Two!... And Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon's head.
RN's Head: Hello, Morbo! How's the family?
Morbo: Numerous and belligerent!
RN's Head: Good man, good man! Nixon's pro-war, and pro-family! (Aroo.)


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Kobold Cleaver wrote:


I can accept that the goblins just don't want to breed with each other,

Humans are a blight upon the earth. I have no problem with kobolds. But this statement is blatanly untrue.

Goblins do it in the street!


I'm all for human population reductions.

I can attest to the fact that their gods at least are tasty.

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