Please help me build a 8th level monk using everything from 3.5 to pathfinder

[chance the imp]

i have a character to build by friday and i need help. he is a human 8 th level monk with the impossible homebrew stats in order down the line of 18,18,17,16,17and 18. please help build an ultimate monk including traits etc. thank you for your time

[Tharg The Pirate King]

8th level Monk with 4 archtype build=(Monk of the Four Winds/Monk of the Sacred Mountain/ Qinggong/ and Empty hand)
Go for a monk who bascially has alot of ac and that will pick up anything and use it. Im thinking of a monk who will use a chair or a table if the situation is right, maby have him carry some absurd item around that he prefers to use the most (like a frying pan or a Statue)

with those stats I would go
Str 18 +1 for level 8= 19
DEx 18
Con 18
Int 16
Wis 17 +1 for level 4= 18
Cha 17

I would stay all 8 levels in monk. With the trait (Rough and Ready for the +1 to attacks or one of the many that give +2 to intiative).

Feat progression I would take

Level 1= Dodge
Human Level 1= Mobility
Monk level 1= Catch off Guard
Monk Level 2= Throw Anything
Level 3= Combat Expertise
Level 5= Spring Attack
Monk Level 6 = Improved Improvised Weapon
Level 7= Whirlwind

I would replace Wholeness of Body with Qinggong power True Strike.
For free you get Elemental Fist,Toughness feats.