Hi guys and gals, i just wanted to have a place where we can share all the ideas that would immediately turn our otherwise well behaved good and neutral characters over to the dark side.
So post your ideas, and share your evil creativity that gives our GM's the tics.
I personally thought about going Cruella de Vil on my last druid. In the need of a dragonskin armour, in a world where evil dragons were rare at best, i considered to turn to the more easily caught and killed pseudodragons and fariedragons.
Yes, they are cute, intelligent and good (not to mention so small that some dozens are needed), but the real deal is bloody dangerous to a low lvl character.
What sick ideas have you cooked up?
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Aroden did indeed appear in cheliax at the time of his predicted return, but was killed immediatly upon his arrival, his essence scattering through the souls of thousands of waiting Cheliaxians.
The figments of his soul divide further when the carriers father / carry children, diluting his divinity ever further.
That is why Asmodeus has such intrest in the human empire. He is actually searching for a way to strip the divine essence of Aroden from the souls of the humans that turned to his infernal power and consume it to grow in power - until now unsucessfully, but he is almost there. The only way to stop him from becoming almost all powerful and possibly to return Aroden to life is to find the scions of all men and women who were there when Aroden died, waiting for his return. These scions sadly have to die in a - special - way, so Asmodeus can't get hold of their souls even for a short time, less he would be able to continue his experiments. Fear not, hesitate not. When Aroden is restored, he will bath the souls of the blessed in his divine light.
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Mr. Fishy asked the halfling to pick a fight, so his LG cleric was justifed in saying, "Kill'em all." They were bad people... mostly.
Captured a villian and tortured him in front of his girlfriend until she told him where his sister was.
Girlfriend was murdered by a succubus, so Mr. Fishy hunted that b!#$% down and used her to cast a ritual that sent him back in time to ancient lands inwhich the "succbus" was mortal. Mr. Fishy sold her to a demon...inretrospect she might not have been a demon if...Mr. Fishy's bad.
Provoked a werewolf into attacking Mr. Fishy so Mr. Fishy could gain lycanthropy.
Seduced a [lonely unstable] vampire so I could use her againist a powerful Wizard that held Mr. Fishy captive.
Several Faustian bargains.
Raided a thieves guild solo.[high lvl fighter/rogue] Took over thieves guild. Assassinate ranking member of said guild and replaced him. Dual identity Prince Cath Sien and feared assassin Deathbringer.
Attacked by pirates so Mr. Fishy took over their ship and became a captain of a pirate ship...Twice.[different games of course]
Became a infamous pirate to impress a girl.
Studied magic to impress a girl...Became a powerful mage to impress another girl.
Threatened to break a staff of power in the middle of a Mage college because they wouldn't sell us the scrolls we need to make Simulacrums.
Party's Wizard screamed "She's not bluffing she'll kill us all!"
Turn in a Simulacrum of two party members for a HUGE bounty.
Pretty much Mr. Fishy shows up DM's twitch.
Wait! Ideas? Mr. Fishy once asked if he could...No Mr. Fishy's got nothing.
Mr. Fishy apologizes for nothing! Those DM's totally started it!