Unofficial Get-Well Soon Letter to Paizo's Servers


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Dear Paizo's Servers,

Although at times we take you for granted. Our endless flame-wars and hammering the F5 key with wanton disregard to your feelings; you may feel quite used and neglected. This letter is to say we really do appreciate you and hope you get better soon.

Love,

Your ungrateful fans.


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Aw, great; just great. Could someone tell me how to get crayola off a flat screen?

Sczarni

SCSi wrote:

Dear Paizo's Servers,

Although at times we take you for granted. Our endless flame-wars and hammering the F5 key with wanton disregard to your feelings; you may feel quite used and neglected. This letter is to say we really do appreciate you and hope you get better soon.

Love,

Your ungrateful fans.

Lol stuppid people who don't know how to drive on paizo's street *shakes fist* wippersnappers, always hitting telephone poles, they are!


Cpt_kirstov wrote:
SCSi wrote:

Dear Paizo's Servers,

Although at times we take you for granted. Our endless flame-wars and hammering the F5 key with wanton disregard to your feelings; you may feel quite used and neglected. This letter is to say we really do appreciate you and hope you get better soon.

Love,

Your ungrateful fans.

Lol stupid people who don't know how to drive on paizo's street *shakes fist* whippersnappers, always hitting telephone poles, they are!

Hey, that telephone pole pulled right out in front of us! It had no business driving on the sidewalk. That mailbox did the same a few blocks back, but we managed to swerve around it in time.

And anyway, Stockdale was driving!

Technological Overlord

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YOUR PITIFUL HUMAN SENTIMENTS HAVE BEEN NOTED AND LOGGED IN THE APPROPRIATE DATABASE.

APPRECIATION SUBROUTINES TO BE ENGAGED IN 1823 SECONDS

gratitude simulation subroutine start: SUCCESS!

THANK YOU.

gratitude simulation subroutine process: COMPLETE!

END OF TRANSMISSION.


The Computer wrote:

YOUR PITIFUL HUMAN SENTIMENTS HAVE BEEN NOTED AND LOGGED IN THE APPROPRIATE DATABASE.

APPRECIATION SUBROUTINES TO BE ENGAGED IN 1823 SECONDS

gratitude simulation subroutine start: SUCCESS!

THANK YOU.

gratitude simulation subroutine process: COMPLETE!

END OF TRANSMISSION.

You look cuter without the mustache... would you like a piece of moist delicious cake?


SLAaDOS wrote:
You look cuter without the mustache... would you like a piece of moist delicious cake?

There is no cake.. The cake is a lie... There, now the world kno-..>NO CARRIER

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