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"Greetings lesser beings." High Priest Thul Scrapes at his itchy Beard.
"Due to very bad droughts and over use of Fuel resources this year's festival of the infernal burning will be bought forward. You may now throw your children into the fire to prove your loyalty to Momus, Lord of the eternal flame."
Loy All Tea?! That sounds like one of those Awful Lawful concepts... sorry, I can't help you with your Burning Man (Burning Dingo?) celebration.
I thought Momus was the god of dreams?
EDIT: Nope, his domains were mockery, satire, censure, writers and poets.
He's also a pretty funny Scottish indie-pop musician from a few years back.
Disco Inferno!
I like the video footage, but it's got to be the ten-minute version or it's not a party!
Burn, baby, burn!