So, do zombies simply congregate outside of shopping malls because they seek the flesh of the living holed up inside? Are their senses that keen? Is it the result of the stoopid living making their presence known? Or this a commentary on mankinds' mindless consumerism?
If they simply wander around aimlessly, mimicking their actions in life, why not show up to work and go through the motions? Or, school? Many movies show corporations pursuing cheap labor via zombies, but would the zombies themselves migrate in this direction?
Would Zombie Sports dominate, or does that require too much coordination?
Are zombies communal or loners?
Do they recycle?
Hmmm....
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So, do zombies simply congregate outside of shopping malls because they seek the flesh of the living holed up inside? Are their senses that keen? Is it the result of the stoopid living making their presence known? Or this a commentary on mankinds' mindless consumerism?
Mrgh....
If they simply wander around aimlessly, mimicking their actions in life, why not show up to work and go through the motions? Or, school? Many movies show corporations pursuing cheap labor via zombies, but would the zombies themselves migrate in this direction?
Gurgle....
Would Zombie Sports dominate, or does that require too much coordination?
MMmmmm....
Are zombies communal or loners?
....Brainnnnssss
Do they recycle?
Yes.
So, do zombies simply congregate outside of shopping malls because they seek the flesh of the living holed up inside? Are their senses that keen? Is it the result of the stoopid living making their presence known? Or this a commentary on mankinds' mindless consumerism?
If they simply wander around aimlessly, mimicking their actions in life, why not show up to work and go through the motions? Or, school? Many movies show corporations pursuing cheap labor via zombies, but would the zombies themselves migrate in this direction?
Would Zombie Sports dominate, or does that require too much coordination?
Are zombies communal or loners?
Do they recycle?
Hmmm....
[zombie]The truth is, we're social creatures. We congregate around others of our kind - or those we perceive as such. So yes.[/zombie]
So, if you had a zombie as a server in a restaurant, how much should you tip? If you order sirloin tips do you have to give finger tips?
Hmmm...Zombie Menu
Finger Sandwiches
BLT (Brains, Lettuce, Tomato)
Cauliflower Ears
Sticky Buns
Asian Salad
Reuben Sandwich
Shepherds Pie
To kill time they busy themselves with a New Yorker, whilst drinking a Shirley Temple
What else?
BLTYou mean Brains, Liver, Tongue, surely.
Nice
If zombies ran Paizo, you'd have -
Brainfinder Society
Advanced Zombies Guide
Claw Combat Mastery
Paizo Zombie Golem
I passed 10k posts earlier!
Italian Meatballs, made from real Italians,
with a side of Betty Davis Eyes
Chunky Soup
Eggs of Benedict
Julie Ann Potatoes