The TV told you one day you were going to be a millionaire, a movie star, and a rock god.

[Grand Magus]

So... ? Have you looked in the mirror today?

Where are your superpowers?

Where are the fireballs?

. . . why can't I fly ????????????

[Dyler Turden]

Yeah, I was so mad that I believed the TV I began punching myself really hard.

[Miss Kitty]

Wait, the TV?! Damn it! I was too busy listening to the dog.

Now what am I going to do with all these bodies?

[Tensor]

Miss Kitty wrote:

Wait, the TV?! Damn it! I was too busy listening to the dog.

Now what am I going to do with all these bodies?

Do you have a sword?

[Charlie Sheen]

What has two thumbs, and is AWESOME?

<-THIS GUY

[Grand Magus]

Charlie Sheen wrote:

What has two thumbs, and is AWESOME?

<-THIS GUY

>Listen to me<

[Crimson Jester]

I want my stargate.

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Crimson Jester wrote:

I want my stargate.

I want my Firefly-class transport ship.

[Deidre Tiriel]

I want my insta-food maker from Star Trek.

[zylphryx]

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

I want my stargate.

I want my Firefly-class transport ship.

I just want the mechanic ... and first officer/warrior woman ... and companion ... and psychotic little killing machine ...

I could be happily marooned on any far flung backwater moon with those four.

[Superduperman]

You mean you don't have any superpowers?!?!? And you can't fly!?!?!?!

<shakes his head sadly as he flies out of the thread to save the world again>

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

IT'S THE FUTURE! WHERE'S MY FLYING CAR?

[Readerbreeder]

I want my Star Trek communicator, dam...oh, wait...nevermind!

[Emperor7]

So? The TV was right.

I wish