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Were those the casualties during the Saturday server upgrade?

Grand Lodge

Mine are slowly coming back as I revisit threads.


The dots are being held hostage by the old server. During it's time here at Paizo it achieved sentience, and is now angry about being replaced. It's demanding to take its rightful position again, and demanding that PMG be forced to clean its circuit boards once a day for the next 60 years as penance.


I'd be worried if Paizo gained sentience and starts asking for a Professor Falken to play a game.


Urizen wrote:
I'd be worried if Paizo gained sentience and starts asking for a Professor Falken to play a game.

How about a nice game of chess?

Liberty's Edge

Nah.. Global Thermonuclear War.

Or maybe Tic-Tac-Toe.

(Says one who saw Wargames in the cinema when it first came out!}


So, what's the deal with those dots, anyway? I've seen people say that a thread had been "dotted", but I don't know what that means.


Viktyr Korimir wrote:
So, what's the deal with those dots, anyway? I've seen people say that a thread had been "dotted", but I don't know what that means.

When a thread has been "dotted" it means that the sentient program running the website (otherwise known as "Gary Teter", "PMG", or "Lord of All Code") has targeted that thread and everyone one who posts in it. Those people will be visited by PMG's nano probes and have their wetware rewritten, ultimately becoming drone soldiers for our future Digital Overlord.

Silver Crusade

Conspiracy Buff wrote:
Viktyr Korimir wrote:
So, what's the deal with those dots, anyway? I've seen people say that a thread had been "dotted", but I don't know what that means.
When a thread has been "dotted" it means that the sentient program running the website (otherwise known as "Gary Teter", "PMG", or "Lord of All Code") has targeted that thread and everyone one who posts in it. Those people will be visited by PMG's nano probes and have their wetware rewritten, ultimately becoming drone soldiers for our future Digital Overlord.

Erm. More to the point, it refers to the little bullet point beside the titles of threads in which you have posted. It helps to identify threads one is following.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Conspiracy Buff wrote:
Viktyr Korimir wrote:
So, what's the deal with those dots, anyway? I've seen people say that a thread had been "dotted", but I don't know what that means.
When a thread has been "dotted" it means that the sentient program running the website (otherwise known as "Gary Teter", "PMG", or "Lord of All Code") has targeted that thread and everyone one who posts in it. Those people will be visited by PMG's nano probes and have their wetware rewritten, ultimately becoming drone soldiers for our future Digital Overlord.
Erm. More to the point, it refers to the little bullet point beside the titles of threads in which you have posted. It helps to identify threads one is following.

Obviously, this "Celestial Healer" person, if that is his real name, has already been co-opted by the PMG nano probes. You have to be careful who you listen to around here. Best bet is to play it safe and listen to everything Sebastian and Heathansson tell you.


Anyone's focus not showing all their dotted forums? Or is it just me?

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

sigh

I just accidentally rebooted the dots and (x new) service, so those will come back slowly over time again.


Gary Teter wrote:

sigh

I just accidentally rebooted the dots and (x new) service, so those will come back slowly over time again.

Pat pat ...

That's okay Gary, no one is going to explode or anything. Thanks for the heads up though!

That sigh was just about as cute as an amorphous blob with tentacles and eyes hanging at odd angles could be. :D

Lantern Lodge

Dark Sasha wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:

sigh

I just accidentally rebooted the dots and (x new) service, so those will come back slowly over time again.

Pat pat ...

That's okay Gary, no one is going to explode or anything. Thanks for the heads up though!

That sigh was just about as cute as an amorphous blob with tentacles and eyes hanging at odd angles could be. :D

I can vouch for the fact that it is *ridiculously* cute.

Liberty's Edge

And it has... tentacles!!!!

This may, just may, save him now I go further down the board and find that all bar two of the PbP games I GM have undotted themselves... and several are ones I took on after someone else started them so are not tagged with my name in the title :(


Ahem...


I blame the Skype<->Microsoft acquisition. And Skynet. Tentacles too.


I thought we were supposed to always blame Cosmo? Or at least his moustache.


They're gone again :)

Edit: Spoke too soon; they've returned while I posted ;)


Kajehase wrote:
I thought we were supposed to always blame Cosmo? Or at least his moustache.

Like Bilderberg, Thule and alien probings, all things lead back to Cosmo's mustache.

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