Sexy gift bags?


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I went two years ago and had a blast. Going through that sexy gift bag chock full of goodies was a ton of fun at night after the gaming had died down. I'm wondering if there was a gift bag last year? Any hints of having one this year? I'm bringing a huge suitcase to carry all my books, dice etc, and I'm hoping to stuff it even further with neat stuff from the merch table!

Shadow Lodge

Yes, there was one in 2010. I seem to recall it wasn't *quite* as awesome as it was in 2009 but it was in the ballpark. Lots of great stuff both times.

There was a bigger merchandise area (a whole room) and other vendors there. I expect there will be even more vendors this year.


Pathfinder Adventure Path, Rulebook Subscriber

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Is this a euphemism?

Dark Archive

Drakli wrote:

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Is this a euphemism?

Nope. Those gift bags were waay sexy.

Shadow Lodge

*I'll be in my bunk* (with my gift bag)

Dark Archive

GENCON gift bags Lame... PaizoCON gift bags sexy...

Liberty's Edge

Might I inquire what were in these gift bags?

Sexy....hmmm...

Sean

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

Canticle wrote:
Any hints of having one this year?

There will be gift bags.


Vic Wertz wrote:
There will be gift bags.

Will there be anything in them? ;-)

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

Kyle Baird wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
There will be gift bags.
Will there be anything in them? ;-)

Define "anything."


Vic Wertz wrote:
Kyle Baird wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
There will be gift bags.
Will there be anything in them? ;-)
Define "anything."

Other than air or dark matter.

Shadow Lodge

Kyle Baird wrote:
Other than air or dark matter.

They fill them based on how friendly you are on the forums. You and I are getting lumps of coal.

Shadow Lodge

0gre wrote:
They fill them based on how friendly you are on the forums. You and I are getting lumps of coal.

That's not so bad.

I figured they'd light them on fire and set 'em on your doorstep.

I can see Vic now, giggling, ringing your doorbell, and hiding in the bushes.


0gre wrote:
Kyle Baird wrote:
Other than air or dark matter.
They fill them based on how friendly you are on the forums. You and I are getting lumps of coal.

Mmmmm... fossil fuel.

Paizo Employee Director of Brand Strategy

MisterSlanky wrote:
I can see Vic now, giggling, ringing your doorbell, and hiding in the bushes.

It took a number of restraining orders for me to get Vic to stop hiding in my bushes. If he's started on you now, I wish you the best of luck.


Hopefuly included in the gift bags are: soap, water, a hand towel, and a can of overpowering body spray. Funk is not a gift others enjoy. Please wash regularly, often, and for at least 30 minutes as the case may be.


Should we even mention that being clean means also wearing clothes that are freshy laundered?

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

Mark Moreland wrote:
MisterSlanky wrote:
I can see Vic now, giggling, ringing your doorbell, and hiding in the bushes.
It took a number of restraining orders for me to get Vic to stop hiding in my bushes. If he's started on you now, I wish you the best of luck.

"Hiding" is clearly not the right verb.


Vic Wertz wrote:
"Hiding" is clearly not the right verb.

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

Paizo Employee Director of Narrative

Kyle Baird wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
"Hiding" is clearly not the right verb.
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

Judging PFS games doesn't include judging people, sheesh.

Let a man do his thing.


Adam Daigle wrote:
Let a man do his thing.

I'm all for Hags and Harpies pursuing their true loves, but this?

Paizo Employee Director of Narrative

Kyle Baird wrote:
Adam Daigle wrote:
Let a man do his thing.
I'm all for Hags and Harpies pursuing their true loves, but this?

LOL!

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