Ma Kent's Badass Thread

[Xabulba]

Disscuss how badass ma Kent is here.

Ma Kent is the only person to spank Superman and getaway with it.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Aberzombie wrote:

Xabulba wrote:

His momma, that's who. Nobody messes around with ma Kent.

We should start a thread devoted to how hot Ma Kent is.

Fixed.

[Aberzombie]

I seen Ma Kent send Lex Luthor to his room without supper once....

[Xabulba]

Ma Kent once sent Wonder Woman back to Paridise Island until she stopped dressing like a hussy. That's the real reason WW has a new costume.

[Aberzombie]

Ma Kent changed little Superman's diapers once. Think of how tough those things had to be, probably made out of titanium or something....

[Aberzombie]

Ma Kent told Batman "If you don't have anything nice to say about someone, don't say anything." That's why Batman's always so quiet....

[Xabulba]

Ma Kent's mom sense is so powerful that she knows when you're naughty.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Ma Kent's so badass she makes Superman and the Gurkhas wipe their feet before they come inside.

[Aberzombie]

Ma Kent once told Darkseid it wasn't polite to stare at people. He looked the other way.

[Aberzombie]

Ma Kent once put The Parasite in timeout for playing with his food.

[Aberzombie]

Ma Kent once took a belt to the Flash's backside for running in the house.

[Aberzombie]

Clayface got dirt all over Ma Kent's nice, clean floor once. Once!

[General Zod!]

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

[Xabulba]

Ma Kent is so badass she sent Zod to the phantom Zone without his supper.

[Crimson Jester]

Why do I see this movie being another in the long line of epic fails.

[Aberzombie]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Why do I see this movie being another in the long line of epic fails.

Because they refuse to make it all about Ma Kent and how awesome she is?

[Matthew Morris]

Ma Kent blasted Lois Lane with a shotgun and set a field on fire to stop her.

[Aberzombie]

Ma Kent heard Matter-Eater Lad cuss once, then she washed his mouth out with soap.

[Aberzombie]

Ma Kent took away Toyman's toys.

[Aberzombie]

Ma Kent corrected Mr. Mxyzptlk's spelling.

[Crimson Jester]

Yes, but did Ma Kent ever shine Lex Luther's head?

[Xabulba]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Yes, but did Ma Kent ever shine Lex Luther's head?

She shaved his head once...once.

[Aberzombie]

Jimmy Olsen tried to take a bad picture of Ma Kent once, but Ma Kent doesn't take bad pictures. Ever!

[Studpuffin]

I heard that Ma Kent and Chuck Norris' souls are cast in the same mold.

[Aberzombie]

Wonder Woman modeled her own badassness off a young Ma Kent.

[Aberzombie]

Ma Kent caught Brainic stealing a city once. First she made him put it back, then she made him walk around the universe with his hands in his pockets.

[Aberzombie]

Ma Kent made Desaad scream like a little girl.

[Xabulba]

Ma Kent had the Flash stand in the corner for running in the house.

[Aberzombie]

Ma Kent once made The Demon Etrigan talk without rhyming.

[Aberzombie]

Ma Kent is so badass, she once busted General Zod down to the rank of Private.