Elizabeth Taylor R.I.P.

[Aberzombie]

Film legend Elizabeth Taylor dies at 79

[Sebastian's Publicist]

We tried to tell her.

No, ma'am, Sebastian's eaten a WHOLE JAR of viagra today, you really don't want to go in there, but NOOOOOOO.

hey, any publicity is good publicity.

[Jeremy Mcgillan]

Aberzombie wrote:

Film legend Elizabeth Taylor dies at 79

NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! *sheds a tear* Darling you will always be fabulous and will be remembered fondly by me and those of my community, I will wear my feather boa all day to commemorate such a wonderful woman.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

+RIP, Elizabeth Taylor. I'd love to hear Richard Burton's words of welcome to her.

[DM Wellard]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

+RIP, Elizabeth Taylor. I'd love to hear Richard Burton's words of welcome to her.

Knowing Burton he'd probably make some comment about her weight.

Rest in peace Dame Liz

Going to dig out the Robert Taylor version of Ivanhoe in the next couple of days..

[Andrew Tuttle]

DM Wellard wrote:

Knowing Burton he'd probably make some comment about her weight.

I never met either of them, but I imagine Burton might say that to her.

She'd look crushed a moment, her violet eyes would flare (briefly).

A grin'd cross her lips. She'd smile knowingly, as she adjusted a diamond ring on her second finger, turning the large gemstone in towards her palm.

She'd slap Richard across the face, dead-on and square. His face'd flush, and a bit of blood would trickle down his cheek, meandering through his cheek-stubble. He'd raise a palm to strike her, threatening ... smolder, lower his palm. As he does so, Lady 'Liz would adjust her ring, gemstone up and glittering. She'd check her ring was properly placed on her hand, palm up in the air.

They'd both glare at one another, a moment; then their eyes would betray the love and longing they feel for one another. They'd embrace, deeply kissing one another, as an orchestra hit rises in the background.

Liz'd step back, demurely adjust her hair.

She'd look Burton in the eyes, smile, then say "Richard, take me to my other husbands, I'd like to say hello to them too."

DM Wellard wrote:

Rest in peace Dame Liz.

She was one classy lady, and the world's a less-great place without her.

-- Andy

[Jyu1ch1]

Barbara Walters asked her in an interview how she’d want her epitaph to read: “Here lies Elizabeth. She hated being called Liz. But she lived.”

What a shame she is no longer with us.