A Call to Invade the Peoples Republic of Madagascar

[yellowdingo]

There they are...their weird forests filled with freakish squirrel-monkeys...and yes they are at a strategic advantage. They have more. Let us invade their little mudball of a Peoples Republic and sweep their populace into the Sea.

[CourtFool]

Do they have pie? I'm all for an invasion if there will be pie at the end.

[James Martin]

You will fail for one reason: lemurs. They're from freakin' LEMURIA, people. They have advanced technology, Atlatean allies and they'll kill you with their minds! Cease this prattle lest they hear of you and eliminate you from the time....

Wait, what was I replying to again? Stupid forums.

[Crimson Jester]

What?

[The 8th Dwarf]

The Penguins have hired themselves out as mercenaries for the Lemurian empire and the Penguins get their tech and powers from Antarctica and we all know who lives there.

[yellowdingo]

CourtFool wrote:

Do they have pie? I'm all for an invasion if there will be pie at the end.

Yes they have pie. Unfortunatly due to french influences it looks a little eggy and bacony and is spelled with a 'Quiche'.

[Studpuffin]

The 8th Dwarf wrote:

The Penguins have hired themselves out as mercenaries for the Lemurian empire and the Penguins get their tech and powers from Antarctica and we all know who lives there.

Damn those penguins!

[Winnegan's fake.]

If the defense department or ministry doesn't make an outright botchery of the invasion, the foreign service and multinational corporations will.

[Bruunwald]

You know, no sooner do I get hundreds of thousands of rambunctious lemurs to bed than somebody riles them up again.

[yellowdingo]

See what happens! All this talk and someone else decides to invade Madagascar first. I blame you.

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We need to act now before he gets the best monkey-squrirrel thingys.

[Winnegan's fake.]

That was 2 years ago, he already got them.

[CourtFool]

I am still unclear on the pie thing...

[Aberzombie]

CourtFool wrote:

I am still unclear on the pie thing...

Well, you see CF, when a daddy pie and a mommy pie love each other very much......

[Winnegan's fake.]

They have snickerdoodles

[Miss Kitty]

Winnegan's fake. wrote:

They have snickerdoodles

Wait, is that what you get when a poodle humps a hyena or a candy bar?

[Winnegan's fake.]

Yes.

[yellowdingo]

CourtFool wrote:

I am still unclear on the pie thing...

They Have Quiche...just close your eyes while eating and tell yourself thats the same as bacon and egg pie...

[CourtFool]

But see, Quiche is not spelled like Pie...so I am thinking they don't have pie so I am against this whole invasion thing.

[yellowdingo]

CourtFool wrote:

But see, Quiche is not spelled like Pie...so I am thinking they don't have pie so I am against this whole invasion thing.

Quiche is just pie eaten by skinny french communists...

[CourtFool]

Your mind tricks will not work on my, jedi. I have no mind to trick.