Cher Versus Gaddafi: Fight

[Aberzombie]

Both are apparently in their 60's.
Both began their careers in the 60's.
Both usually have dark hair.
Both are apparently ageless.

So, who would win in a fight?

[Aberzombie]

And while we know that Cher is a talented singer, the rumors that Gaddafi is actually a crooner who likes to belt out the occasional Sinatra song are completely unconfirmed.

[Mike Welham]

Who's had the most plastic surgery?

Did Gaddafi arrange for an ex to die in an "accident" during a recreational activity?

[Aberzombie]

taig wrote:

Who's had the most plastic surgery?

Seeing pictures of both, I'd say that Cher has had more plastic surgery, while Gaddafi has had more BAD plastic surgery.

taig wrote:

Did Gaddafi arrange for an ex to die in an "accident" during a recreational activity?

Not that I know of, but it has been whispered in certain circles that his political enemies aren't killed, but are instead forced to reinact scenes from the Vagina Monologues every odd Thursday.

[CourtFool]

I am pretty sure Cher is a powerful Lich.

[taig]

Cher has single-handedly destroyed morale on a US Navy warship.

[Aberzombie]

Gaddafi has ruled his country with an iron fist with just the rank of Colonel.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Can none of you see it?!

Haven't you noticed?!

Cher and Gaddafi are never seen side-by-side... they are the Jeckyl and Hyde to each other!!!

I'm through the looking glass here people, and I'm picking glass shards outta my ass.

[Mike Welham]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Can none of you see it?!

Haven't you noticed?!

Cher and Gaddafi are never seen side-by-side... they are the Jeckyl and Hyde to each other!!!

I'm through the looking glass here people, and I'm picking glass shards outta my ass.

Really more like Mr. Hyde and Ms. Hyde...

[bugleyman]

Only a fool would challenge...
<Vincent Price voice>
The evillllll of Cher.
</Vincent Price voice>

[Aberzombie]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Can none of you see it?!

Haven't you noticed?!

Cher and Gaddafi are never seen side-by-side... they are the Jeckyl and Hyde to each other!!!

I'm through the looking glass here people, and I'm picking glass shards outta my ass.

Hmmm, you have a good point. But then, how could they fight?!?

[GRU]

Aberzombie wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Can none of you see it?!

Haven't you noticed?!

Cher and Gaddafi are never seen side-by-side... they are the Jeckyl and Hyde to each other!!!

I'm through the looking glass here people, and I'm picking glass shards outta my ass.

Hmmm, you have a good point. But then, how could they fight?!?

Evil will find a way...

this is a very scary thread-

GRU

[Aberzombie]

GRU wrote:

Evil will find a way...

Of course it will. Haven't you ever seen Teletubbies?

[Kryzbyn]

Does Gaddafi believe in life afterlove?
Something inside me says, I really don't think he's strong enough.
No.