Most Desirable Sockpuppet in the World

[Urizen]

I'm partial to these. But I'm sure there's more of these tropes hanging around here. They're timid, but lurking.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

::choke! snort!::

[Crimson Jester]

Everything tastes best when fried. A yummy trope but a trope none the less. Do they come in pairs?

[Urizen]

Now I know I've seen her on the messageboards. She's 18, hits the strip clubs after hours to pay for her double major in Russian and Portugese at SUNY. In her spare time, she hits the furry conventions and her current PC is a Paladin wearing a chainmail bikini of Calling, +5.

[Garydee]

Urizen wrote:

Now I know I've seen her on the messageboards. She's 18, hits the strip clubs after hours to pay for her double major in Russian and Portugese at SUNY. In her spare time, she hits the furry conventions and her current PC is a Paladin wearing a chainmail bikini of Calling, +5.

Damn, she's hot! Now, that is what I call cheesecake! ;)

[Rudy Sodomanski]

I'm sexy.

[Studpuffin]

All these socks are crunchy. I think they've been worn too much, or... uh... something along those lines. Anyway, they either need laundering or we need some fresh ones.

*invokes the power of Sockulus, god of tube socks*

[Obnoxsexxi Drowess]

Ha! Not next to me, you aren't.

[Urizen]

See this video for further evidence. She can work it!

[hunter1828]

I find your preference for disrobed sock puppets distasteful and degrading to all sock puppets. Sock puppets are puppets, too, you know, and deserve to be treated like any other sock puppet.

[Urizen]

hunter1828 wrote:

I find your preference for disrobed sock puppets distasteful and degrading to all sock puppets. Sock puppets are puppets, too, you know, and deserve to be treated like any other sock puppet.

Okay. I'll compromise with this one. She's a stunner that one.

[Sentient Marshmallow]

I am the most desirable sentient marshmallow in the world! Bow before me!

[Rudy Sodomanski]

Sentient Marshmallow wrote:

I am the most desirable sentient marshmallow in the world! Bow before me!

<flicks ashes at marshmallow.>