So, Paizo, you have Superheroes Now?

[The Harbinger]

http://www.seattlepi.com/local/430430_super19.html

There's a hidden cave entrance somewhere in the warehouse, isn't there?

[Erik Mona]

Five bucks says one of these guys is Sutter.

[Crimson Jester]

So now it begins........

[KnightErrantJR]

Crimson Jester wrote:

So now it begins........

Wait, would that be Sutter Begins . . . was he overseas training to gain a wide range of skills useful for crime fighting, only to have one of his mentor follow him back home in an attempt to destroy Paizo?

[Crimson Jester]

KnightErrantJR wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

So now it begins........

Wait, would that be Sutter Begins . . . was he overseas training to gain a wide range of skills useful for crime fighting, only to have one of his mentor follow him back home in an attempt to destroy Paizo?

Possibly. Hey isn't the new show The Cape supposed to be in Seattle?

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Wait, does Sutter have a supervillian to arch him yet? Oooo oooo, is he taking applications?

[Crimson Jester]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Wait, does Sutter have a supervillian to arch him yet? Oooo oooo, is he taking applications?

You can be Slaad Tosser the evil villainous for hire!!

[Evil Lincoln]

How long until the costumed villany movement?

[Crimson Jester]

Evil Lincoln wrote:

How long until the costumed villany movement?

I thought that has been happening for years now. Heck they sometimes even give them nick names.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Wait, does Sutter have a supervillian to arch him yet? Oooo oooo, is he taking applications?

You can be Slaad Tosser the evil villainous for hire!!

Nah. Anyone named Slaad Tosser is doomed to be surrounded by a swarm of horny male teens. Or worse, poodles!

Besides, I've been working on a great costume as... Ms. Chaos Theory! I've already got an AWD AnkylosaurusMobile and a juicer to extract biofuel out of Jeff Goldblums!

[Bitter Thorn]

Did one of them have to be named Thorn? Really?

[Crimson Jester]

Bitter Thorn wrote:

Did one of them have to be named Thorn? Really?

Yes. Really!

[David Fryer]

Costumed villains with the appropriate sounding names have been around for a long time. Growing up in southern California we called them street gangs. They may not all wear masks, but they definitely have a uniform that is meant to make them easily identifiable and strike fear and dread in the hearts of normal citizens. However, while the comic book costumes may be new, the idea behind it isn't. I would not be surprised if it turns out that there are some ex-Guardian Angels behind those masks.

Edit: Turns out that the Guardian Angels have at least one masked member as well.

[KaeYoss]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Besides, I've been working on a great costume as... Ms. Chaos Theory!

I'm disappointed. I thought I proved that one long ago. Still, people refer to it as a theory. It should be the Chaos Axiom (and yes, I know how deliciously ironic that is).

[Captain Ice Cream Croissant]

Does Seattle need Superheroes that badly? It's not my normal turf, but I can spare some time I'm sure.

The Smiling Knight (that's me, too) shall smite everything that is naughty and threatens high spirits (yes, I'm spiritual, too).

And I'm a very super hero! My secret identity even has its own secret identity!

[Calixymenthillian]

KaeYoss wrote:

I'm disappointed. I thought I proved that one long ago. Still, people refer to it as a theory. It should be the Chaos Axiom (and yes, I know how deliciously ironic that is).

But... but... theories are proven, axioms can't be proven but are accepted as true anyway.

[KaeYoss]

Calixymenthillian wrote:

KaeYoss wrote:

I'm disappointed. I thought I proved that one long ago. Still, people refer to it as a theory. It should be the Chaos Axiom (and yes, I know how deliciously ironic that is).

But... but... theories are proven, axioms can't be proven but are accepted as true anyway.

I see your logical explanation and raise you fish Music!

[Mighty Mouse]

Here I come to save the day!

[Snorter]

Erik Mona wrote:

Five bucks says one of these guys is Sutter.

The Green Reaper does imply some kind of Druidic concept...

[Snorter]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Wait, does Sutter have a supervillian to arch him yet? Oooo oooo, is he taking applications?

Now it all becomes clear, regarding the disappearance of Blinky the Triops; he will soon be ready to break free of his transformative cocoon.

Behold!
"Aboleth, the Absolute Abhorrence! Abstained outside of our timeline, in an Abstract Dimension of Abnormality!"

[Frank the Mime]

......!

[Creepy Puppet]

Good point Frank.

[Angus McDuff]

Frank's wisdom is awe inspiring.

[KaeYoss]

Snorter wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Wait, does Sutter have a supervillian to arch him yet? Oooo oooo, is he taking applications?

Now it all becomes clear, regarding the disappearance of Blinky the Triops; he will soon be ready to break free of his transformative cocoon.

Behold!
"Aboleth, the Absolute Abhorrence! Abstained outside of our timeline, in an Abstract Dimension of Abnormality!"

That or he stumbled upon the secret identity of one of these heroes and was killed to keep it secret.

[Celestial Healer]

I'm mostly just disturbed by the fact that that fellow was wearing navy tights with a black cape.

[Jeremy Mcgillan]

Celestial Healer wrote:

I'm mostly just disturbed by the fact that that fellow was wearing navy tights with a black cape.

I feel better knowing someone else was thinking this.

[David Fryer]

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

I'm mostly just disturbed by the fact that that fellow was wearing navy tights with a black cape.

I feel better knowing someone else was thinking this.

Actually, I was disturbed by the discussion of his bulletproof cup.

[Celestial Healer]

David Fryer wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

I'm mostly just disturbed by the fact that that fellow was wearing navy tights with a black cape.

I feel better knowing someone else was thinking this.

Actually, I was disturbed by the discussion of his bulletproof cup.

Inquiring minds wanted to know how he keeps his boys safe.

[David Fryer]

Celestial Healer wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

I'm mostly just disturbed by the fact that that fellow was wearing navy tights with a black cape.

I feel better knowing someone else was thinking this.

Actually, I was disturbed by the discussion of his bulletproof cup.

Inquiring minds wanted to know how he keeps his boys safe.

I agree, I even wear a ballistic cup when I play paintball. I just didn't need to read so much about it.

[Moff Rimmer]

David Fryer wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

I'm mostly just disturbed by the fact that that fellow was wearing navy tights with a black cape.

I feel better knowing someone else was thinking this.

Actually, I was disturbed by the discussion of his bulletproof cup.

This.

[Aberzombie]

Celestial Healer wrote:

I'm mostly just disturbed by the fact that that fellow was wearing navy tights with a black cape.

Navy tights? Damn it! They changed the uniform again?!?!

[KaeYoss]

Aberzombie wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

I'm mostly just disturbed by the fact that that fellow was wearing navy tights with a black cape.

Navy tights? Damn it! They changed the uniform again?!?!

They wanted a new theme song.

"We're men, we're men in tights!"

[Aberzombie]

KaeYoss wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

I'm mostly just disturbed by the fact that that fellow was wearing navy tights with a black cape.

Navy tights? Damn it! They changed the uniform again?!?!

They wanted a new theme song.

"We're men, we're men in tights!"

"Sailing along, protecting the people's rights!"